@buzzloudly.bsky.social
Me: Doctor, I don’t feel very good.
Doctor: I think I found the problem, Mercury is in Uranus.
Me: Well, I don’t really believe in Astrology.
Doctor: No, the thermometer just broke off in your ass.
Doctor: I think I found the problem, Mercury is in Uranus.
Me: Well, I don’t really believe in Astrology.
Doctor: No, the thermometer just broke off in your ass.
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Me: Doctor, I don’t feel very good.
Doctor: I think I found the problem, Mercury is in Uranus.
Me: Well, I don’t really believe in Astrology.
Doctor: No, the thermometer just broke off in your ass.
Doctor: I think I found the problem, Mercury is in Uranus.
Me: Well, I don’t really believe in Astrology.
Doctor: No, the thermometer just broke off in your ass.
*Dick Ballsbury
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
*Dick Ballsbury
*American psyche FTFY
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
*American psyche FTFY
Vogue and Fish & Stream got their covers mixed up again.
October 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Vogue and Fish & Stream got their covers mixed up again.
Scott “Soy Boy” Bessent
October 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Scott “Soy Boy” Bessent
Are you interviewing Jim Lahey?
October 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Are you interviewing Jim Lahey?
“Marge, first you don’t want me to get a pony, now you want me to take it back…make up your mind!”
October 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“Marge, first you don’t want me to get a pony, now you want me to take it back…make up your mind!”
It’s all hands on deck for Escalatormictelepromptergate.
September 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It’s all hands on deck for Escalatormictelepromptergate.
Ennui On The Mountain, a great tune by Hall and Oates from the “Silver Album” (1975). Tied for their best album, along with Abandoned Luncheonette (1973).
September 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Ennui On The Mountain, a great tune by Hall and Oates from the “Silver Album” (1975). Tied for their best album, along with Abandoned Luncheonette (1973).
You mean obscene wealth like the Vatican has, much of which was plundered and pillaged from the weak, the old, the helpless, the uneducated, the poor, the sick, the desperate, the brainwashed, the lost…you know, all the people religions appeal to?
September 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You mean obscene wealth like the Vatican has, much of which was plundered and pillaged from the weak, the old, the helpless, the uneducated, the poor, the sick, the desperate, the brainwashed, the lost…you know, all the people religions appeal to?
There’s a decent cream pie joke to be made here, but I am nothing if not a gentleman so I will refrain and leave it for some sullied heathen to make in my stead.
September 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
There’s a decent cream pie joke to be made here, but I am nothing if not a gentleman so I will refrain and leave it for some sullied heathen to make in my stead.
The Ho’s Garden.
September 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The Ho’s Garden.
Sundae, someone has hacked your account and is posting inane rambling nonsense. Please fix this problem ASAP. Signed: All Your Followers Scratching Their Heads At The Moment.
September 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Sundae, someone has hacked your account and is posting inane rambling nonsense. Please fix this problem ASAP. Signed: All Your Followers Scratching Their Heads At The Moment.
“Safety is the enemy of progress” sounds like something the CEO of OceanGate would say.
September 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
“Safety is the enemy of progress” sounds like something the CEO of OceanGate would say.
George Conway’s doppelgänger?
September 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
George Conway’s doppelgänger?
Beyoncé 😂….she may be rich and famous but she certainly cannot sing. If you want to reference actual prodigious talent: P!nk “Catch Me While I’m Sleeping” (Try This), Alecia Keys “If I Ain’t Got You” (live Grammy performance 2005), Bonnie Raitt “Angel From Montgomery” (live performance 1974).
August 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Beyoncé 😂….she may be rich and famous but she certainly cannot sing. If you want to reference actual prodigious talent: P!nk “Catch Me While I’m Sleeping” (Try This), Alecia Keys “If I Ain’t Got You” (live Grammy performance 2005), Bonnie Raitt “Angel From Montgomery” (live performance 1974).
*Hydro electric is a much cleaner power resource, but Trump won’t give a dam. FTFY
August 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
*Hydro electric is a much cleaner power resource, but Trump won’t give a dam. FTFY
Apparently Bluesky is considering an inline translation function. Hopefully it can translate this into English.
August 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Apparently Bluesky is considering an inline translation function. Hopefully it can translate this into English.
If they could beam me up on their way by it’d really get me out of a jam.
August 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If they could beam me up on their way by it’d really get me out of a jam.
🤔 Still a toss up.
August 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
🤔 Still a toss up.