The Christmas decorations they put up are giving cheap strip club. Why'd they do that to our girl 😭

She said she did the vault tracks so maybe we're getting a "deluxe" version with the original album plus the vault

And that's why I feel so bumpkin about it 😂 like why did baby Auburn remember this and how to design a ranch symbol to be used as brands for cows

All I use is the Sharpie ones!!!

I feel like such a Hick reading this bc I learned what a mule was while on a field trip to a literal old timey Wild West ranch in like the 1st grade

Is it even legal to set them off rn? I know back in Arizona the sale and use of them was only legal for 2 weeks surrounding 4th of July and then 2 weeks surrounding NYE

Being an asshole! You answered your own question Jon 🤪

I almost got these - they would look really good with either browns or shades of fall/winter purples!!

Like the car backing out had no room to straighten out to get out of the parking lot and had to do a like 18 point adjustment and then the car trying to pull in just left out of embarrassment bc they'd held up me and like three other people ☠️

Oh no I'm just saying however you park it's nowhere near as bad as trying to pull into a parking spot while the person IS STILL BACKING OUT

Hannah babe I doubt you've tried to pull into a parking spot before the previous occupant was 100% pulled out of it ☠️

Has he never seen the wizard of oz??

Dude it was so bad they held up traffic from 2 different lanes 😂