Do it for him

I know it’s super late and nobody really cares what I have to say but fuck, am I sad.

You know what would be dope? If someone, somewhere could propose a law that required all social media platforms to install a big red button on everyones account that would allow a manual factory reset of our own personal algorithms…

I’m tired of all these thirst traps, boss. 😮‍💨

I’m coming back, Bluesky. Twitter never understood my humor. Instead of laughing at my jokes, it would always hit me with the “Okay…” and would then proceed to roll it’s eyes. They got too serious and demanded I started calling them “X”. Then their dad turned out to be a huge weiner like man… lame.

Fun Fact: The guy that invented dookie is an asshole.

Anyone else feeling funky right now? Nah? Just me??

Nice… 😎

Nobody I know follows me on here so I feel like I want to treat this as my private soapbox to complain about people however…

I know better… 🫠

Did the person who wrote Trainwreck for A Hat In Time ever get their salary increase, christmas bonus, company stock, paid vacation, the company car and the head chair of the board?

No…? What are we doing here people?!?

Mandatory Cat toll.

Thank you for having me here today, bluesky.

kotaku doing layoffs this week is actually evil

Today, I talk with my therapist about the election. I surmise that this is going to be a fun one.

Things I like:

🧩 THE LEGEND OF ZELDA
🧩 Video Games
🧩 Brandon Sanderson
🧩 Books
🧩 Braid
🧩 Doctor Who
🧩 Epic: The Musical
🧩 Anime (No, really)
🧩 Respecting the autonomy of women
🧩 Fucking CATS
🧩 Stand-Up Comedy
🧩 Tech
🧩 Pan Dulce & Cafe de Olla

Likes and Repost appreciated! 💖
#promosky

I just be feeling like this little guy a lot lately…

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No, I will not be going into detail and yes, the therapy helps.