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@butterbeens.bsky.social
gonna fight that rat (chunke cheese) 🍕👊🐀💥
account really just meant for pals. strangers follow me on @outonalark.bsky.social instead. blocking liberally until priv accts are real
account really just meant for pals. strangers follow me on @outonalark.bsky.social instead. blocking liberally until priv accts are real
put me down humanely. maybe even inhumanely. who cares. fucking big bird
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
put me down humanely. maybe even inhumanely. who cares. fucking big bird
WAIT I FORGOT I'VE BEEN DOING MY HAIR AND MAKEUP MORE LATELY. OHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGG
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
WAIT I FORGOT I'VE BEEN DOING MY HAIR AND MAKEUP MORE LATELY. OHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGG
where are the women. where are the nbs. where are my beautiful lgbts
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
where are the women. where are the nbs. where are my beautiful lgbts
this is going to sound extremely vain but what am i doing differently these days that is apparently making me so hot. and why is it only guys that think so
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
this is going to sound extremely vain but what am i doing differently these days that is apparently making me so hot. and why is it only guys that think so
also i know it looks like theres a huge hole in the fence. its a mirror. idk why dad did that but he sure did
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
also i know it looks like theres a huge hole in the fence. its a mirror. idk why dad did that but he sure did
snow is cool except when i have to drive to work or literally anywhere else
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
snow is cool except when i have to drive to work or literally anywhere else
if u signed a waiver u could help with the demolition of part of the resort and pretend to be godzilla.
height envy off the charts
height envy off the charts
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
if u signed a waiver u could help with the demolition of part of the resort and pretend to be godzilla.
height envy off the charts
height envy off the charts
like its ok. dont vore me dont smush me dont even pick me up. just let me observe u like a new species of animal in its natural habitat. they sat on boats instead of pool floaties
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
like its ok. dont vore me dont smush me dont even pick me up. just let me observe u like a new species of animal in its natural habitat. they sat on boats instead of pool floaties
actually i know why. it's your big heart and my fat ass
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
actually i know why. it's your big heart and my fat ass
my deeply homophobic yet incredibly butch coworker wingmanned for him and im like ahaha... ha.......
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
my deeply homophobic yet incredibly butch coworker wingmanned for him and im like ahaha... ha.......
HOW!!! WHY!!!! we just need to be roomies and trade our chasers
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
HOW!!! WHY!!!! we just need to be roomies and trade our chasers
told him im gay which is like 90% true. my interest in men is very limited and in very few contexts and sadly he doesn't fit that bill. said it before n ill say it again: why can't beautiful women fall in love with me the frequency guys do 😭😭😭
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
told him im gay which is like 90% true. my interest in men is very limited and in very few contexts and sadly he doesn't fit that bill. said it before n ill say it again: why can't beautiful women fall in love with me the frequency guys do 😭😭😭
way less dramatic one from the night at the er with Kiki
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
way less dramatic one from the night at the er with Kiki
like damn sorry that i stutter and have a hard time explaining things with brevity
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
like damn sorry that i stutter and have a hard time explaining things with brevity
i guess i can't super blame him 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
i guess i can't super blame him 🤣
i have a pair of work pants that are short enough u can see my socks and he teased me last time bc i forgot to bring black socks. today i have black ankle socks on. im just pale
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i have a pair of work pants that are short enough u can see my socks and he teased me last time bc i forgot to bring black socks. today i have black ankle socks on. im just pale
however hilariously my coworker teased me like "see youve got your white socks on again today" and i had to be like that's. thats my skin
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
however hilariously my coworker teased me like "see youve got your white socks on again today" and i had to be like that's. thats my skin