This was promptly interrupted by the sound of my pizza being ready. I have my priorities.
January 23, 2026 at 1:02 AM
This was promptly interrupted by the sound of my pizza being ready. I have my priorities.
Not sure what to say other than I think I look fucking sexy and want to share that with you all.
January 22, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Not sure what to say other than I think I look fucking sexy and want to share that with you all.
People talk about button-popping as a badge of honour. But I this is what always happens to me.
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
People talk about button-popping as a badge of honour. But I this is what always happens to me.
Everyone carries their phone like this, right?
January 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Everyone carries their phone like this, right?
Not an optimal camera angle. But it still gets the point across.
January 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Not an optimal camera angle. But it still gets the point across.
Let me just get this out of the way….
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Let me just get this out of the way….
I’m far too negligent of my Bluesky.
December 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’m far too negligent of my Bluesky.
Gotta be thorough.
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Gotta be thorough.
A study in lighting.
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
A study in lighting.
I’m waaaaay too into my own body sometimes.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m waaaaay too into my own body sometimes.
Sometimes the photos my partner takes when I’m not looking are really pretty hot.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sometimes the photos my partner takes when I’m not looking are really pretty hot.
In all fairness, this door frame isn’t standard width. But seeing this does put in perspective why I keep finding myself wedged while coming and going.
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
In all fairness, this door frame isn’t standard width. But seeing this does put in perspective why I keep finding myself wedged while coming and going.
And by “it,” I mean each and every thing about me.
October 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
And by “it,” I mean each and every thing about me.
It’s as soft as it is large.
October 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It’s as soft as it is large.
On Grommr recently I asked if it was more rude to manspread or adjust one’s fatpad in public. I present today the context for that question.
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
On Grommr recently I asked if it was more rude to manspread or adjust one’s fatpad in public. I present today the context for that question.
Guess I’ll just sit here and jiggle while I wait for my frozen pizza.
October 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Guess I’ll just sit here and jiggle while I wait for my frozen pizza.
Can we all take a moment just to sit back and appreciate how fucking doughy I look? Thank you for your attention to this important matter.
October 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Can we all take a moment just to sit back and appreciate how fucking doughy I look? Thank you for your attention to this important matter.
It’s so nice to get out of my work clothes.
October 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It’s so nice to get out of my work clothes.
These jiggles brought to you by kimchi braised tofu, rice and cucumbers.
September 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
These jiggles brought to you by kimchi braised tofu, rice and cucumbers.
I don’t think I was even conscious of the stretch marks on my belly until this picture.
September 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I don’t think I was even conscious of the stretch marks on my belly until this picture.
I’ve been in this chair since I got home from work. Should probably figure out dinner.
September 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’ve been in this chair since I got home from work. Should probably figure out dinner.
Evidently my partner’s finger slipped, opened his phone camera, and snapped a picture while I was adjusting a lamp.
September 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Evidently my partner’s finger slipped, opened his phone camera, and snapped a picture while I was adjusting a lamp.
The fact that this thing fits in a thong is truly a marvel of modern engineering. Also, so bouncy!
September 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The fact that this thing fits in a thong is truly a marvel of modern engineering. Also, so bouncy!
Damn, I’m looking good.
September 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Damn, I’m looking good.