i have one, it’s rather elegant if you don’t set the lights to flash.

i don’t know if it’s still available, but : hillelsmith.info/miraclemenor...

your friends are wrong.

i've been saying for a while that the thing that will make me feel able to move back to the USA after this is all over is nuremberg-style trials for everyone from the lowest ICE goon to whoever's still alive at the top.

ugh, fuck that sideways.

he’s one step away from not needing to rely on your opposable thumbs to access tube.

the algo served me this charming groomer, and now all i can think of is “would you like a tube?” youtube.com/shorts/xS92Z...

don’t want to give him the search, what’s the dx?

discovering that i definitely do not have the eyes for black fabric evenweave.

she refuses the tube?!?

youtu.be/yWiUDkScbjI?...

yes, i should be packing/organizing rather than spending hours hand laying out this new project, why do you ask?

I used to literally livetweet Apple announcements. At this point, there’s nothing that makes me say “oooh” anymore and I love gadgets. I absolutely love them.

The main thing I want is a gadget that does what I want it to do for 15 years.

just gals being pals!

i was holding a baby during torah reading this shabbas and i kept whispering to her “now, this is not a good example of how to be a sibling” or “your parents are doing a much better job than rivka and isaac.”