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Andrew Burton
@burtonad.bsky.social
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Sometime TennisWorld contributor, Sylvia’s husband, Cathleen’s dad. Known to cook. New here (joined July 2023).
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… Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
Da pope at da mic
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Meatloaf and a Blonde (don’t tell Sylvia) at Smoke, Tulsa
Meatloaf, mashed potatoes and a pint of blonde ale.
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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If you see this post an album cover with a motor vehicle in it.
10cc How dare you! A businessman in an office and a woman who’s partly dressed, both making phone calls
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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The Problem We All Live With, Norman Rockwell, 2025
CBP Chief Greg Bovino echoes a Norman Rockwell painting from 1964 flanked by masked anonymous officers.
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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If you want to see a NYT columnist perform an extended prune chewing exercise I have just the thing for you.
“Mamdani’s Victory is Less Significant Than You Think,” sobs Ross Douthat into a microphone.
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Dean Wormer has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
John Vernon as Dean Wormer in National Lampoon’s Animal House (1978)
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Ruh roh.
A line of thunderstorms on the radar just got here
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Cooking for my best beloved.
Madhur Jaffrey’s Royal Lamb with Cream in a Le Creuset casserole pot, an hour before supper.
October 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Tradition! Gordon Ramsey at Terminal 5. Lamb ribs and pita, and a pale ale. Flight back to Houston.
October 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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No side. ENG 33 CAN 13. The Red Roses win the 2025 Women’s Rugby World Cup. Watched at Flanagan’s in Vienna.
Andrew and some happy English rugby players on the TV
September 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Eggs Benedict, Pils, RF cap.

Still life, Vienna. Andrew Burton 2025.
Eggs Benedict, white RF cap, 0.5l pils, glass of water on a brown table.
September 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Early supper! Koprova at Restaurace Mincovna in Prague (just off the Old Town Square), with a pils.
September 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Berlin, the moon next to the Fernsehturm
September 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Gordon Ramsay at Terminal 5: Caesar salad, latte, orange juice for Sylvia. Wir fliegen nach Berlin!
September 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Lunch at the Old Compton Brasserie. Chicken Paillard, Rocket and Artichoke Salad, small beer.
Chicken Paillard, Rocket and Artichoke Salad, small beer. Bread and butter.
September 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Heute Abend fliegen wir nach London.
A picture of me in a T shirt in a seat on a plane
August 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Got the non updated shot anyway on Tuesday. I had no faith that the updated one would be available in the future.
Me with a plaster on my left arm.
August 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Before RFK jr takes’em away.
Me with a post vaccination band aid
August 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I want to remind everyone that numbers aren’t real things to President Donald Trump. They have never been connected to underlying reality. They have been artifacts that his accountants could manipulate to secure a lower interest rate on a loan from a bank or to cheat on his taxes.
Donald J Trump: Except what is written and broadcast in the Fake News, I now have the highest poll numbers I’ve ever had, some in the 60s and even 70s. Thank you. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
August 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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She didn’t get it from me, but I was using it in the late 2010s (example from the X site where I no longer post):
August 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Inspired by a @gelliottmorris.com Substack post, this is the chart you should be thinking of when you hear Lutnick, Bessent or any Trump 2.0 spin person talking about bringing manufacturing jobs back to the US: fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgr...
August 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Well, quite.
“Do Colleges Have to Hire Red Professors?” American Legiion, 1951
August 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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“There are idiots, look around.”
Lawrence Summers: A demoralized IRS that has lost a quarter of its staff since inauguration and been subjected to unprecedented political interference is a threat to US state capacity, fiscal solvency, prosperity and national security. The new Commissioner’s overdue resignation suggests overdue recognition of the problem by the @realDonaldTrump administration.
August 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [... pauses, breathes...] ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha no.
Is There A Smart Way to Cede Power to Donald Trump ask some NYT types because that's where their skill set is.
August 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Who is Sidney Sweeney? (Wrong answers only)
Sidney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the HOTTEST ad out there. It’s for American Eagle, and the jeans are “flying off the shelves.” Go get ‘em Sidney.
August 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM