Are you prepping Portuguese Guys?

He’s almost the anti-dirtbag: he cares about your feelings and is emotionally and physically available, but it takes active work to keep him alive/out of prison

The property label only confirmed what we knew deep in our hearts

I love that I read Shannon's dream and immediately thought "you know what? I ALSO hope that happens for her someday." We all contain multitudes and I think that's beautiful.

Yep, buy me some socks or give me some cash if you’re that committed to it but there’s literally nothing I want that I feel like asking for

wearin' sunglasses like robert denino

I just relistened to the Wrestling Guys 100th episode and was reminded of how you two got together and yeah this is exactly how I pictured it

Honestly I would legit feel pretty owned if it turned out he had a huge hog

I had to ask her what this meant

If it makes you feel any better, I told my Sims-obsessed wife about your EA Saudi sale joke on the newest TF and she said "man, I love November"

My dad eventually took me aside and explained about the Nazis and the Holocaust (he had books about that too that scarred me) and how evil they were and that I should be careful with what I found interesting about their weapons. He’s a diehard Trump supporter now btw.

When I was like 8 or 9 I started getting interested in WWII because my dad had a lot of books and I liked the various ships and planes and at some point I thought German planes and battleships were especially cool and interesting

dude stop posting and take care of yourself

BUUUURRRRRTTTTT

Meet Elmer and Ida! They’re considered “senior” cats now but are still extremely silly

It’s been a while since I’ve experienced it but there used to be a specific fictional mall that was very consistent across different dreams