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Jason F
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Legal arsonist, triathlete, cat dad. #bikedc
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I am sure the odds are high that the 26 yr old driver is carrying more than the $10 K property damage minimum in New York state /s
September 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I dunno seems to work well for recipes
Output of Gemini when asked to design a Scalzi burrito. Alright, let's dive into the wonderfully weird world of a Scalzi-inspired burrito. The key here is to embrace the unexpected, the slightly unsettling, and perhaps even the questionable combination of flavors and textures. Remember, there are no rules in a Scalzi burrito, only suggestions of delicious (or terrifying) possibilities. Here's a recipe that attempts to capture that spirit: The "Redshirts on Rye" Burrito This burrito takes inspiration from John Scalzi's sci-fi work, particularly Redshirts, and throws in a curveball ingredient for good measure. Yields: 1 gloriously strange burrito Prep time: 15 minutes (mostly gathering ingredients) Cook time: 5-10 minutes (for heating) Ingredients: 1 large flour tortilla (the bigger, the more… contained the chaos) Leftover sliced deli rye bread (about 2-3 slices, torn or cubed) - Our unexpected element, providing a chewy, slightly sour counterpoint. 1/2 cup leftover pulled pork with a tangy barbecue sauce - A nod to comfort food, but with a kick. 1/4 cup cottage cheese - For that creamy, slightly lumpy texture that keeps things interesting. 2 tablespoons kimchi, chopped - A burst of fermented, spicy goodness to cut through the richness. 1 tablespoon smooth peanut butter - Because why not? It adds a nutty, slightly sweet, and undeniably odd element. A few slices of dill pickle, chopped - For a briny, crunchy surprise. A sprinkle of crushed potato chips (plain or sour cream & onion work well) - Texture is key! Optional: A dash of your favorite hot sauce, because even in weirdness, there can be heat.
May 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
burnallthings.bsky.social
That is amazing. I love the dog as the chicken.
November 26, 2024 at 8:11 PM
burnallthings.bsky.social
I'd like to see purpose replace accident.
November 12, 2024 at 2:18 AM
burnallthings.bsky.social
Not more than every time I try to buy a plane ticket.
August 11, 2024 at 10:39 AM
burnallthings.bsky.social
When you find them ask if they like pineapples.
Pile of hand grenades
August 10, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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I've got 34 things to say about that: GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY ....
May 31, 2024 at 10:14 PM
burnallthings.bsky.social
Pilots of the purple twilight, dropping down with costly bales - Tennyson, Locksley Hall
January 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
burnallthings.bsky.social
Think I'm good (also funny this is more or less the same as what you replied to).
Disney+ add for Doctor Who showing Ncuti Gatwa playing Dr. Who in a leather coat in front of a graphic spiral motiff evoking the opening credits
January 13, 2024 at 2:37 AM
burnallthings.bsky.social
She is very pretty. 100/10!
December 31, 2023 at 11:33 PM