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Burke

Gay deer, engineer, dumb thoughts here.

38, he/him, Northern Minnesota
23rd percentile gang!
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
That's a couple of bucks
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"Oh you know, just living the dream"
October 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Why is that moose getting coffee?"

Ya know, even if I didn't have the enhanced hoofur knowledge of being a deer I'd have still sussed this pun out.
October 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You can tell this soap is from a more innocent time.
October 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
*Chomp*
September 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I mean they are cute
September 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It was so cool that the ice bar had this vore simulator.
September 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
CAAAAARL!
September 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Fresh deer juice
August 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Called out by Duolingo....
August 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What are the odds this off brand "Zithion" battery burns my house down while it's charging?
August 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
New backyard deer getting mogged at the corn trough this afternoon.
August 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Engineering a traffic jam so bad my warehouses burn down with the fire engines stuck 100' away.
August 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
New backyard deer dropped.
August 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
>Purchase hex bits
>Package requires hex bits to open
August 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Never kill yourself.
July 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sharing my bike path with a temporary poo pipe.
July 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I think the squirrels are actively bringing down my bird feeder.

Clever girls
July 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Even at pride I'm finding lewd stickers in the pockets of my laundry, first time it's been me though.
July 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Predator vision alt.

If anyone remembers who had the thermal camera lmk.
June 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
June 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Drink up, it's pride month.
June 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
In the Menards backrooms
May 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Deer Beer 🤝 Deer Stein
May 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM