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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 1d
Something Sweet Is Here!

Our newsletter is all about Brix and tries to answer the many questions people have!

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Something Sweet Is Here
and his name is Brix
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It’s a very special Pupdate with a very special ending you all have been waiting for.

In this Pupdate you will find:

✅ Brix, our new family member
✅ Snow Dogs
✅ Bunsen the Kind
✅ Bernoulli and Brix ❤️
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Something Sweet Is Here!

Our newsletter is all about Brix and tries to answer the many questions people have!

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Something Sweet Is Here
and his name is Brix
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November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Happy Caturday! 😻 #caturday
Brix, our rescue kitten, is exploring his cat tree.
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Meet Brix! He’s our newest edition to our fur family! Scientifically, Brix is a measure of sugar content, and he is the sweetest cat! We are taking it slowly with introducing him to the dogs because we want a purrfect transition to our home. ❤️
Meet Brix! Our Ragdoll mix rescue kitten. Meet Brix! Our Ragdoll mix rescue kitten. Meet Brix! Our Ragdoll mix rescue kitten.
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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A very special Texts From Bunsen ❤️

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!
< Messages Dadguy Details Oh. It's new stuff Hey what's with all the cat stuff coming back That doesn't make sense. Ginger doesn't need TWO cat carriers. OH MY GOD Yes. WE ARE GETTING ANOTHER CAT Yep Oh fun! Uh-oh. Have you told Beaker? No. I'm leaving that up to you You know she had a party when Ginger left That's rude She sang a whole song. Goodbye Ginger. It's been nice, you are covered with stinky lice < Messages Beaker Details Hey Beaks HELLO BUNSEN HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I ENJOY THE HUMANS BEING DINKS Beaker that's rude NO THEY ARE NOW DOUBLE INCOME NO KATS Oh man. About that ABOUT WHAT You know what I'm going to say. WHAT … OH GOD NO. Beaker it's your job to be nice to the new kitten IF IT TAKES MY COUCH SPOT IM MAILING IT TO ADAM < Messages Bernoullli Details Hey bud. I heard you've been glum. Yes I miss Ginger. I saw Adam last weekend but he didn't have Ginger, he just smelled like her Thave some good news. I'm allowed to eat the floorboards again? No, a new kitten is joining us. WHAT. ARE YOU JOKING No it's very little. So we have to be gentle. Bunsen I will protect this kitten with my life. Ok. Calm down. Am I allowed to lick the kitten A bit yes. It is settled. He may ride on my back as Sir Soggy. < Messages Mommyfav Details Hey so I'm so proud of you Why thank you. I'm kinda awesome. Wait what is this about You did so great at the vet getting your stitches out Hold on. What happened The vet pulled like 15 stitches out of your leg Omg what You didn't know? No! This nice lady fed me treats in the back room Bunsen they were removing your stitches. Wait a second. Do you give us food and then do stuff to us that we don't want to have happen? How do you think we trim your nails? YOU TRIM OUR NAILS
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Oh hello there little one. ❤️
More details Friday.
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Cats are so very sweet but they can’t taste it!
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:

✅ Bright smiles on Cool Days
✅ The Happiest Beaker
✅ Bunsen Ready For Play
✅ Ginger vs Mice
✅ Chesnyy and Maple
✅ The Best Way to Start Your Week!
November 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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The Newest Pupdate Newsletter is out and we have SUPER EXCITING NEWS!
The Paw Pack Training Course is now LIVE - with Marla Smith from @servicerotties.bsky.social

This link will take you to our newsletter where you can find the link to the course!

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PAW PACK TRAINING LAUNCHES
And other stories of the week!
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November 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!
< Messages Mommyfav Details Bunsen quit being a vampire Blah ba blah Vampires don't say that Ah. Curses put away that holy symbol Bunsen it's a vacuum Ah but my dear may I enter? What? Sure you can come over here Ah ha! You have allowed me entrance and I vant to lick your face!!!! At this point I'd take the neck biting ones over all this drool One Two THREE .. THREE FACE LICKS AH AH AH! That's the count from Sesame Street < Messages Ginger Details GINGER SEND HELP Omg are you ok Zombies are attacking the house! Oh you'll be fine No we won't! I can't reach Dadguy Just stand behind Bernoulli. You'll be fine He will protect us? What? No silly, they won't go after you What? Since Zombies need brains, I'm pretty sure they will ignore you all •0000 Sprint LTE < Messages 4:08 PM Dadguy 75% Details I ain't afraid of no ghosts Wait. You've seen ghosts? You haven't? Well you can thank Bernoulli and I Why? You know how we bark and you say quit your random barking You mean to tell me you've been barking at ghosts to scare them away? Have you seen one? No but So yes, you're so very welcome 0.000 Sprint LTE 4:08 PM < Messages Bernoulli 75% Details Explain Halloween again? We dress up and go door to door and get treats That sounds like a fake thing Most human stuff is, it just gives them an excuse to eat food I'm confused though. They do this door to door food asking only once a year? Yeah? Amateurs. I've been doing it every day. It's called begging.
October 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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A Heavy Week with Human stuff and the dogs and community helped us.

Our latest newsletter has the details.

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A Heavy Week
But the dogs and community carried us through
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October 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!
00000 Sprint LTE 4:08 PM 75% < Messages Beaker Details DONT MOVE Beaker what? I SAID DONT MOVE WE JUST GOT HBO How do you know? RIGHT NOW ITS DRAGONS AND BOOBS SO IM SURE ITS HBO We don't get HBO. WE DO NOW. DONT MOVE THIS DRAGON LADY IS GOING TO COOK SOME FOOLS Quit using my cone to get illegal tv. I have to pee. YOUR CONE IS PERFECTLY POSITIONED. AH NUTS. WELL IM SURE THE SHOW ENDS ON A HIGH NOTE ..000 Sprint LTE < Messages 4:08 PM Bernoulli 75% Details Did she like it No. Oh, I thought she'd like it. OH. What are we talking about? The necklace you got Chesnyy. OH YES! Yes she loved it. Wait. What were you talking about? My pickup lines I told you not to use them. Yeah. "Is your name Fetch? Because you just made my heart come running" didn't really land < Messages Dadguy Details Hey I'm all done being cut up Bunsen you had a giant lipoma growing on your elbow. Okay yeah. Beaker was naming it. What? She tried different names for it and it was annoying Like what? Lump Biscuit Omg clump Hanks I don't get that one You know America's most beloved benign mass. Oh geeze I didn't mind Lumpfrey Bogart < Messages Adam Details Hey Adam how is it going Good. I think I'm going to change my major though Oh you are taking my advice of specializing in Moose Physiology Bunsen, for the last time that course doesn't exist Yes it does. Mooseology 202 You hacked into the system, made the course, and tricked a professor to teach it. The reviews of the course were Moosetastic No. It was panned as insane and then the U of A had to do a massive audit As least I pointed out a security flaw How did you get in anyway? Antlerference and Bullware
October 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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ONE day left of the presale! Go to bunsenbernerbmd.com
It’s the best time to nab them! Well anytime is great. Ha!
October 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Swimming and Hiking
(and yes we are still striking)

Our latest newsletter is out!

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Swimming and Hiking
and yes we are still striking
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October 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:

✅ Ladies Man Bernoulli
✅ Beaker On a Slide
✅ Bunsen On Walks
✅ Cuddlenoulli
✅ Ginger In The City
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Day
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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The B-Squad. ❤️
Beaker, Bernoulli, and Bunsen are sitting and posing for a picture.
October 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!
< Messages Adam Details It was super nice to see you Thanks buddy, I've missed you all so much Do you miss living at the farm? I like the excitement of the city but it's so hard to sleep at night Why? The city is so loud, people are yelling, sirens go off all the time, and there is honking constantly. Well Coyotes howl here Thats kinda peaceful What about when Beaker barks randomly at 2AM I didn't even hear it. What about Dadguy's snoring Ok. That I did not miss < Messages Ginger Details Omg Bernoulli was so happy to see you this weekend I can't believe I got schlepped to your pigsty from my condo It was a family weekend, you had to come I had a whole weekend of activities lined up in the city Oh? What were they? Oh. Sleeping in followed by naps and snoozes But you have to admit our activities here were superior You shaggy fleabag, how is "See how soaked Bernoulli's licks will make Ginger" a fun activity. I bet you'd gain 5 pounds of slobber and won so l made 10 bucks GAH!!! < Messages Bernoulli Details Bernoulli I heard you were sad I am missing my Adam and I am missing my Ginger It was sure good to see them, hey? The Adam flipped me on my back and rubbed my tummy Yep he does that Ginger clawed my face and bit my paw Yep she does that I miss the way they love me I'm not sure if Ginger loves you buddy Course she does, she could have scratch my eyeballs but instead made my nose bleed That's love right there < Messages Beaker Details How was dock diving? BERNOULLI IS INSANE BUNSEN What? Why? WHEN DADGUY THREW THE BALL FOR HIM TO RETRIEVE HE SHOUTED SOMETHING What did he shout? I THINK HE SAID "OH YEAH BROTHER THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP" OR SOMETHING Omg did he elbow drop the ball HE DID- HOW DID YOU KNOW??? He was watching old Wrestlemania matches with Dadguy and Adam on Thanksgiving WHAT DOES BERNOULLI 3:16 MEAN
October 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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When we did the Bernoulli preorder, our community wanted an option to donate a stuffie.
Today, we dropped off over 90 stuffies to The Ronald McDonald Children’s House in Red Deer.
Every child that comes through there will go home with a stuffie.
❤️
Thank you to everyone who donated a stuffie.
Bernoulli is in the van looking down at a Bernoulli stuffie that has been placed on a cardboard box filled with of stuffies to donate.
October 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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It’s the Monday Pupdate (a bit late sorry!)
In this video you will find:
✅ Best friends playing
✅ Swimming!
✅ Adam is Home!
✅ Also Ginger
✅ SNOW
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week!
October 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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GINGER is home for Thanksgiving!
(and OTHER BIG NEWS!)

Check it out on newsletter!

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GINGER is home for Thanksgiving!
(and other big news!)
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October 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!
< Messages Beaker Details SELLING LEMONADE THE HUMANS ARE ON STRIKE AND WE HAVE TO MAKE SOME MONEY What are you doing What? Why Beaker You don't know the first thing about lemonade I MADE IT GOOD Why is the blender smoking CUZ I PUT A BUNCH OF OLD CELLPHONES IN IT You're going to start a fire ITS HOW YOU MAKE IT You make lemonade with LEMONS I KNOW THESE OLD CELL PHONES ARE LEMONS DADGUY SAYS < Messages Ginger Details Hey I hear you are coming down for a visit Ugh. Back to the peasants on the slop range Just because you lived in the city for a couple months doesn't make you better than us On a scale of zero to ten how muddy is Bernoulli right now I don't think your scale would adequately explain his muddiness Also is the male ape wearing socks and crocs All the time At least the female left on the garbage ranch is prim and proper She had a bunch of purple slurp juice last night from a box and danced to Taylor Swift God you are all hillbillies < Messages Mommyfav Details I really like that you are home Bunsen it isn't for a great reason Let me help you make strike signs for your rally Ok. What do you have in mind? "Our Teachers Deserve a Round of A-Paws, Not Budget Claws!" Ok maybe "Who's a Good Government? Not You. Bad Human. BAD." Well "Every Time You Cut Education, a Puppy Cries." Bunsen that's not true Well without education how would anyone know? < Messages Bernoulli Details How was your visit with Chesnyy this week Oh I like her a lot. She is very smart. Also she has a nice butt Bernoulli we don't talk about that in polite company This isn't polite company. Yes it is! You once told me you'd trade Dadguy for a slice of bacon if push came to shove Hey don't spread that around And that you would marry Mommyfav if you could but you'd have to "OJ" Dadguy first Bernoulli So can we talk about butts or what We can talk about butts
October 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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The news about the Wooly Rhino is amazing but also boring at the same time! Enjoy Fun Facts with Bernoulli!
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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The Dogs Were Really Good This Week

Even when other things were not

Our newest newsletter is out with all the details about how the B-Squad got us through a tough week.

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The Dogs Are Good
When Things Are Not As Good
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October 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:

✅ Beaker getting to be the star
✅ Bernoulli zoomies
✅ Bunsen with the pack
✅ Fall Colours ❤️
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week!
October 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!
< Messages Beaks Details Beaker have you noticed anything off with the humans YEAH THEY HAVE STRESS AND SADNESS That's what I smelled also I THINK THEY MISS GINGER AND ADAM I miss them too. I MISS ADAM What about Ginger? I SENT HER A POSTCARD What did it say? "Greetings from the couch! Since you left, I finally get to stretch out without claws in my face. Keep traveling - forever." Beaker! WHAT I SAID "GREETINGS" < Messages Ginger Details Ginger! Bernoulli says HI Oh. Well thanks. Tell him I say hey. Oh that's nice Bernoulli also said to say that he misses you He also said to tell you to brace yourself What OMG HE IS OUTSIDE THE APARTMENT DOOR ISNT HE Brace yourself OMG NO BERNOULLI STOP 0 days without a mauling. < Messages Bernoulli Details How do you play Pool You stay away from it because it's dumb No the game with sticks and balls Oh I don't know. Why? We are at this dog place and they have pool for the humans Why do you need to play This border collie bet me 25 milkbones he could beat me You're going to lose, border collies are smarter than Dadguy Ok what game should I play Is there a game where you run fast and fall asleep? Oh yeah! The 25 meter leap and sleep Oh you are getting milkbones tonight < Messages Mommyfav Details Did you see? I'm totally back to 100% Puppy-puppy we had to make sure you wouldn't hurt yourself What hurt myself walking? Yes, it was always a possibility I guess so. It happens to Dadguy all the time What? Oh he will be walking us and then go "ah my knee." Is he ok? Well Beaks and Bernoulli drag him for a bit but he always gets back up Doesn't that make his knee worse? It's hard to say "ah my knee still hurts" when your mouth is full of grass and dirt
October 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM