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she/her The Jack half of sqrlyjack, the trans white trash commie cyborg rabbit who did all those horrible things and loves her latina chipmunk wife. CEO of Bunally.
she/her The Jack half of sqrlyjack, the trans white trash commie cyborg rabbit who did all those horrible things and loves her latina chipmunk wife. CEO of Bunally.
fact: Alvin and the Chipmunks are 35 year old midgets
December 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
fact: Alvin and the Chipmunks are 35 year old midgets
when yo girl wearin yo shirt
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
when yo girl wearin yo shirt
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Jeanette makin lean
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Jeanette makin lean
I can't wait for the conspiracy theories this will spawn
December 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I can't wait for the conspiracy theories this will spawn
"Shut up about Alvin and the Chipmunks!"
No.
No.
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Shut up about Alvin and the Chipmunks!"
No.
No.
hell yea and this ain't even mentioning the handful of times he came up in the actual series too c:
Also pre-Fresh Prince Will Smith being the host of this special, pretty wild!
Also pre-Fresh Prince Will Smith being the host of this special, pretty wild!
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
hell yea and this ain't even mentioning the handful of times he came up in the actual series too c:
Also pre-Fresh Prince Will Smith being the host of this special, pretty wild!
Also pre-Fresh Prince Will Smith being the host of this special, pretty wild!
But once Dave learns Alvin signed a contract behind his back, that's when he goes all "ALVIIIIN!!!!" And even worse, Dave gets wrapped up into it too lmao
The Bagdasarians would get death threats if they did this shit today unfortunately.
The Bagdasarians would get death threats if they did this shit today unfortunately.
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
But once Dave learns Alvin signed a contract behind his back, that's when he goes all "ALVIIIIN!!!!" And even worse, Dave gets wrapped up into it too lmao
The Bagdasarians would get death threats if they did this shit today unfortunately.
The Bagdasarians would get death threats if they did this shit today unfortunately.
So then Dave's like "You three have to meet my boys! They're dying to learn Kabuki!" And so they do a bit where they take turns switching between their outfits. Alvin screws up, wearing lipstick on while as himself. Dave's not even upset asking why Alvin's wearing lipstick, just mildly surprised.
December 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
So then Dave's like "You three have to meet my boys! They're dying to learn Kabuki!" And so they do a bit where they take turns switching between their outfits. Alvin screws up, wearing lipstick on while as himself. Dave's not even upset asking why Alvin's wearing lipstick, just mildly surprised.
But once the costumes were on, Simon and Theo were like "FUCK WE DON'T KNOW KABUKI WHAT DO WE DO" and Alvin's like "We'll have to wing it!" And they do the Three Little Maids From School bit. Alvin seemingly gets into it. Dave is impressed. They do so well Dave doesn't even know its them.
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
But once the costumes were on, Simon and Theo were like "FUCK WE DON'T KNOW KABUKI WHAT DO WE DO" and Alvin's like "We'll have to wing it!" And they do the Three Little Maids From School bit. Alvin seemingly gets into it. Dave is impressed. They do so well Dave doesn't even know its them.
Another highlight is the somewhat stereotypical episode where they go to Japan. Alvin signs up the chipmunks for Kabuki lessons, but he doesn't know how to read japanese, so they're put on the spot to perform. At first Alvin sulks about having to play a woman's role (I guess the bully got to him)
December 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Another highlight is the somewhat stereotypical episode where they go to Japan. Alvin signs up the chipmunks for Kabuki lessons, but he doesn't know how to read japanese, so they're put on the spot to perform. At first Alvin sulks about having to play a woman's role (I guess the bully got to him)
The best one was the ballet episode where Alvin befriends a male ballet dancer while also evading a bully the whole episode, who picks on Alvin for hanging out with sissies. Alvin ends up becoming a ballerina, nails it, and his friend not-so-subtly threatens the bully to defend Alvin.
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The best one was the ballet episode where Alvin befriends a male ballet dancer while also evading a bully the whole episode, who picks on Alvin for hanging out with sissies. Alvin ends up becoming a ballerina, nails it, and his friend not-so-subtly threatens the bully to defend Alvin.
Also, the episode where Alvin goes through an identity crisis? Dave without question calls Alvin by whatever nickname he goes by for each persona. Even apologizes when he gets it wrong.
That said Dave absolutely wouldn't intentionally deadname Alice.
That said Dave absolutely wouldn't intentionally deadname Alice.
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Also, the episode where Alvin goes through an identity crisis? Dave without question calls Alvin by whatever nickname he goes by for each persona. Even apologizes when he gets it wrong.
That said Dave absolutely wouldn't intentionally deadname Alice.
That said Dave absolutely wouldn't intentionally deadname Alice.
But when he tries being macho? Its honestly sillier than the drag bits. He fumbles everything, tries too hard n fucks something or himself up, etc. Simon takes his advice on impressing a girl? Simon gets humiliated thanks to Alvin's advice.
This coming out backstory for Alice writes itself
This coming out backstory for Alice writes itself
December 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
But when he tries being macho? Its honestly sillier than the drag bits. He fumbles everything, tries too hard n fucks something or himself up, etc. Simon takes his advice on impressing a girl? Simon gets humiliated thanks to Alvin's advice.
This coming out backstory for Alice writes itself
This coming out backstory for Alice writes itself
Rewatching random episodes while stoned. Noticed there's a theme in this show that Alvin sucks at being manly but is actually pretty good at being girly. Does drag? Kills it until the wig falls off. Helping Jeanette win a pageant against Brittany? Jeanette wins despite not being able to see.
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Rewatching random episodes while stoned. Noticed there's a theme in this show that Alvin sucks at being manly but is actually pretty good at being girly. Does drag? Kills it until the wig falls off. Helping Jeanette win a pageant against Brittany? Jeanette wins despite not being able to see.
Sally is canon to Alvin and the Chipmunks (1983) look on the board
December 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Sally is canon to Alvin and the Chipmunks (1983) look on the board
who you callin pinhead
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
who you callin pinhead
Once Ross Sr. died, his son Ross Jr. who was also a big fan of his dad's work took the reigns, reviving the series in the 80s.
1980s-Now - Dave is less of a bitchy straightman band manager and more of a loving, supportive father, letting them have all the spotlight as he's more in the background.
1980s-Now - Dave is less of a bitchy straightman band manager and more of a loving, supportive father, letting them have all the spotlight as he's more in the background.
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Once Ross Sr. died, his son Ross Jr. who was also a big fan of his dad's work took the reigns, reviving the series in the 80s.
1980s-Now - Dave is less of a bitchy straightman band manager and more of a loving, supportive father, letting them have all the spotlight as he's more in the background.
1980s-Now - Dave is less of a bitchy straightman band manager and more of a loving, supportive father, letting them have all the spotlight as he's more in the background.
Fuck you, time for Dave Seville lore.
1950s/60s - Dave was the stage persona of series creator Ross Bagsasarian Sr. He's a self-deprecating character, him being the straightman of Alvin's antics. Think John Arbuckle if he were a bitchy band manager/single dad instead of a sad cartoonist/pet owner.
1950s/60s - Dave was the stage persona of series creator Ross Bagsasarian Sr. He's a self-deprecating character, him being the straightman of Alvin's antics. Think John Arbuckle if he were a bitchy band manager/single dad instead of a sad cartoonist/pet owner.
December 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Fuck you, time for Dave Seville lore.
1950s/60s - Dave was the stage persona of series creator Ross Bagsasarian Sr. He's a self-deprecating character, him being the straightman of Alvin's antics. Think John Arbuckle if he were a bitchy band manager/single dad instead of a sad cartoonist/pet owner.
1950s/60s - Dave was the stage persona of series creator Ross Bagsasarian Sr. He's a self-deprecating character, him being the straightman of Alvin's antics. Think John Arbuckle if he were a bitchy band manager/single dad instead of a sad cartoonist/pet owner.
sundae is just a little nugget
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
sundae is just a little nugget
the canned goods clocked Alice :(
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
the canned goods clocked Alice :(
Alvin's actually an appropriate mascot for this one I see the connection
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Alvin's actually an appropriate mascot for this one I see the connection
CHEW THE RIGHT THING - Pepto Bismol goop
SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS - Chocolate Peanut Butter poop
GIVE ME THE ALVIN YOYO - I'm not kidding.
SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS - Chocolate Peanut Butter poop
GIVE ME THE ALVIN YOYO - I'm not kidding.
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
CHEW THE RIGHT THING - Pepto Bismol goop
SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS - Chocolate Peanut Butter poop
GIVE ME THE ALVIN YOYO - I'm not kidding.
SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS - Chocolate Peanut Butter poop
GIVE ME THE ALVIN YOYO - I'm not kidding.