trying to imagine valve asking konami for a single change to the remake besides maybe “we need a larger photo asset for the front page banner”

pretty sure gamers file fantasy rpgs set in vague approximations of medieval europe as period dramas

I guess conservative groups could’ve gotten wind of the team ban too

People are very reactionary and I understand. I think there is a decent chance the lawyers at the bigger storefronts got wind of the steam thing, looked at the game more closely and saw something in the FMVs they didn’t like. itch is tiny, GOG is not based in the US.

pretty sure it’s getting a reboot

They must be betting on scores with this level of.. dedication

OHHHH momo wasn’t in the danquing loop either. And the seer didn’t seem so familiar with him personally. Momo is a cat sized cosmic savior difference!

Saintess. Okay, sure. Saintess and His Meowliness

Momo having to watch over us in a three day coma is going to happen every time huh😭

Wait shit there’s one after this

HUBRIS WINS!!

Ada is NOT coming to save my ass fast enough against invincible mr x plz do not tell me I accidentally soft locked out of hubris getting off the train with one first aid spray lmfao

That one is called Horses, art house surreal totally no fetishes here sir indie horror.
Pretty whatever stuff in the end imo, and the character was made an adult anyway but steam going “We got a whole pile of mess to sort, you blew past the line right by out the gate.” is not some unique slight