Chris is King
@bulbouscorm.bsky.social
God 1st 🙏✝️
Chris is King
Would never lie on the internet
Floptropican 🌴🥑
https://www.last.fm/user/cormbhorsen
Chris is King
Would never lie on the internet
Floptropican 🌴🥑
https://www.last.fm/user/cormbhorsen
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Apparently the South London Gooners is an Arsenal club and NOT a j/o group
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Pet peeve: lip synching on tiktok when you're using a tiktok audio.
Baby you're gonna be FULLY muted, I'm begging you to voice your lines.
Baby you're gonna be FULLY muted, I'm begging you to voice your lines.
January 28, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Pet peeve: lip synching on tiktok when you're using a tiktok audio.
Baby you're gonna be FULLY muted, I'm begging you to voice your lines.
Baby you're gonna be FULLY muted, I'm begging you to voice your lines.
Reposted by Chris is King
As of January 3rd, 2015 at 11:43am Easter standard time.
I do not give Bluesky or any entities associated with bluesky permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future.
I do not give Bluesky or any entities associated with bluesky permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future.
January 26, 2026 at 12:38 AM
As of January 3rd, 2015 at 11:43am Easter standard time.
I do not give Bluesky or any entities associated with bluesky permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future.
I do not give Bluesky or any entities associated with bluesky permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future.
Don't reply, quote, or engage with bad faith actors like bill ackman or ian miles cheong or leon skum or matt walsh.
Do not engage, ignore them. They want you to react, they're begging you to react with each inflammatory statement. You lose by playing their game.
Do not engage, ignore them. They want you to react, they're begging you to react with each inflammatory statement. You lose by playing their game.
January 25, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Don't reply, quote, or engage with bad faith actors like bill ackman or ian miles cheong or leon skum or matt walsh.
Do not engage, ignore them. They want you to react, they're begging you to react with each inflammatory statement. You lose by playing their game.
Do not engage, ignore them. They want you to react, they're begging you to react with each inflammatory statement. You lose by playing their game.
Renee Good made people say "what, whaaat, you better stop that!" And then Alex Pretti is where reality starts hitting the offline and the sheltered.
man the stuff i am seeing on IG from
the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
January 25, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Renee Good made people say "what, whaaat, you better stop that!" And then Alex Pretti is where reality starts hitting the offline and the sheltered.
Discord truly lives up to its stereotype...
January 25, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Discord truly lives up to its stereotype...
They don't like this image going around
January 25, 2026 at 9:24 AM
They don't like this image going around
Today my stepmom told me that she and my dad were in an open MMF relationship with my step siblings' father at one point 🤯
January 25, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Today my stepmom told me that she and my dad were in an open MMF relationship with my step siblings' father at one point 🤯
Just saw an ad on timtok for some fuckass Daily Wire Plus merlin show
January 23, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Just saw an ad on timtok for some fuckass Daily Wire Plus merlin show
I consider that "Free Solo" guy to be in the same class as the oceangate submarine guy or the nutty putty cave guy.
January 23, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I consider that "Free Solo" guy to be in the same class as the oceangate submarine guy or the nutty putty cave guy.
I'm not ready for Leikeili47 to take off her mask! 😱
She's beautiful, I simply loved that brand
She's beautiful, I simply loved that brand
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I'm not ready for Leikeili47 to take off her mask! 😱
She's beautiful, I simply loved that brand
She's beautiful, I simply loved that brand
Doctor pepper *IS* good and nice!
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Doctor pepper *IS* good and nice!
#wearecharlie but it's mourning the murdered French journalists from 2015 and not kirky
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
#wearecharlie but it's mourning the murdered French journalists from 2015 and not kirky
Mailing this to my neighbor
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Mailing this to my neighbor
God, this boar's head pecorino romano tastes like shit
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
God, this boar's head pecorino romano tastes like shit
Are you seriously telling me trump got raped with a tent stake decades ago
January 15, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Are you seriously telling me trump got raped with a tent stake decades ago
Before she was a queen, #Jiafei stepped in as #Floptropican ambassador to the USA In order to stop the atrocities in Abu Ghraib
January 10, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Before she was a queen, #Jiafei stepped in as #Floptropican ambassador to the USA In order to stop the atrocities in Abu Ghraib
She knows who did it, but she's not telling 🤫 #jiafei #floptropica
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 AM
She knows who did it, but she's not telling 🤫 #jiafei #floptropica
What the FUCK is this
Why would anyone say this?
Why would anyone say this?
January 10, 2026 at 5:36 AM
What the FUCK is this
Why would anyone say this?
Why would anyone say this?
Does everyone in the U.K. secretly have a prion disease? I'm afraid I don't have a great impression of "pensioners", I mean ...brexit.
January 10, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Does everyone in the U.K. secretly have a prion disease? I'm afraid I don't have a great impression of "pensioners", I mean ...brexit.
Whenever I meet a vet or a person who works at a vet, I excitedly ask what's their favorite breed of dog to put down
January 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Whenever I meet a vet or a person who works at a vet, I excitedly ask what's their favorite breed of dog to put down
ICE is gonna end up shooting a whole crowd but we're gonna watch half of the shooters walk through the bodies double-tapping the injured.
January 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
ICE is gonna end up shooting a whole crowd but we're gonna watch half of the shooters walk through the bodies double-tapping the injured.