Dreamcast.
Hi I'm big pocket joe

oldest trick in the book, text field.

you think all those mushrooms and shiny gold coins are getting through security

You know he's just going to leave it chained up outside all day "just in case Mario shows up" in which case the chain chomp would be the one who gets obliterated anyway because bowser uses those cheap wooden fence posts

ok but if donkey can destroy the entirety of DK Island with no consequence to him or his family then dk64 isn't canon because why would donkey kong even defend the island from annihilation

Unless he wanted the satisfaction of doing it himself the sick freak

That's why unreal looks like junk

huh so that's where kids come from

How come we don't see much of the 21 invalid salmon brothers anymore?? They played a huge part early on, especially in the super show

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i love this video so I removed sfx from it

well you didn do it
i hope