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April 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
posts that aged like milk
mom's on the phone with my aunt and just described me as "playing on the computer" 😭 i would give anything to be "playing on the computer" a la 2006 watching AMVs and doing quizzes on quizilla with my bestie 🥺
December 26, 2024 at 9:29 PM
mom's on the phone with my aunt and just described me as "playing on the computer" 😭 i would give anything to be "playing on the computer" a la 2006 watching AMVs and doing quizzes on quizilla with my bestie 🥺
i love when you like a band so niche that your song hyperfixations single-handedly skew the listens on spotify
December 24, 2024 at 9:35 PM
i love when you like a band so niche that your song hyperfixations single-handedly skew the listens on spotify
depression cancelled i finally got to eat my aunt’s annual christmas baklava thank fucking god christmas is saved
December 22, 2024 at 6:27 PM
depression cancelled i finally got to eat my aunt’s annual christmas baklava thank fucking god christmas is saved
i just saw a tiktok where a woman was like “can we romanticize beautiful colors??” like 😭 words don’t mean anything anymore
December 21, 2024 at 1:30 AM
i just saw a tiktok where a woman was like “can we romanticize beautiful colors??” like 😭 words don’t mean anything anymore
not to be career-pilled but it feels so good to get back to work 😤 i intended to spend more of my recovery doing hobbies but i simply did NOT have the energy to do anything other than watch holiday baking shows w/ my mom or sleep ghfdsjk but of course my energy came back when my PTO ran out lol
December 18, 2024 at 10:14 PM
not to be career-pilled but it feels so good to get back to work 😤 i intended to spend more of my recovery doing hobbies but i simply did NOT have the energy to do anything other than watch holiday baking shows w/ my mom or sleep ghfdsjk but of course my energy came back when my PTO ran out lol
i have a coworker who claims to be a CSS guru (self-appointed title) and lichrally everything he touches looks like absolute dogshit. i've been out from work for abt two weeks and i know everything he touched in the project because he leaves a trail of bad CSS decisions wherever he goes
December 18, 2024 at 8:48 PM
i have a coworker who claims to be a CSS guru (self-appointed title) and lichrally everything he touches looks like absolute dogshit. i've been out from work for abt two weeks and i know everything he touched in the project because he leaves a trail of bad CSS decisions wherever he goes
"working" for the first time after my surgery and ohhh my god i'm in too much pain to be putting up with my coworker's antics. he LOVES talking over people to make sure everyone knows he rubbed his two grubby brain cells together and birthed a completely asinine thought
December 17, 2024 at 5:15 PM
"working" for the first time after my surgery and ohhh my god i'm in too much pain to be putting up with my coworker's antics. he LOVES talking over people to make sure everyone knows he rubbed his two grubby brain cells together and birthed a completely asinine thought
me, internally: “i’m so stoic and reserved and cool. i’m in so much pain and nobody can even tell”
me, externally:
me, externally:
December 12, 2024 at 9:54 PM
me, internally: “i’m so stoic and reserved and cool. i’m in so much pain and nobody can even tell”
me, externally:
me, externally:
just remembered that when i came out of anesthesia and they asked me what i wanted to drink i just very weakly trembled out “dr pebber…” and my god that was THE crispiest dr pepper ive ever had in my entire life. truly life-giving. i will never have a dr pepper that crispy ever again
December 9, 2024 at 10:47 PM
just remembered that when i came out of anesthesia and they asked me what i wanted to drink i just very weakly trembled out “dr pebber…” and my god that was THE crispiest dr pepper ive ever had in my entire life. truly life-giving. i will never have a dr pepper that crispy ever again
one of the few perks of recovering is that all your meals get to be little lunchables-style bites to take your meds with. some cranberry turkey salad and crackers with my painkiller. a handful of strawberries with my muscle relaxer. a cup of yogurt with my aspirin. some walnuts with my anti-nausea.
December 7, 2024 at 8:00 PM
one of the few perks of recovering is that all your meals get to be little lunchables-style bites to take your meds with. some cranberry turkey salad and crackers with my painkiller. a handful of strawberries with my muscle relaxer. a cup of yogurt with my aspirin. some walnuts with my anti-nausea.
i just find it funny that we’re all a little stressed and coping in different ways. mom’s reading all my surgery paperwork, dad’s fixing my lamp, and i’m staring at the wall ghfjsk
December 1, 2024 at 8:54 PM
i just find it funny that we’re all a little stressed and coping in different ways. mom’s reading all my surgery paperwork, dad’s fixing my lamp, and i’m staring at the wall ghfjsk
one of the things that broke last night was a white banker's lamp i've had since elementary school and am very sentimental about bc i very much remember staying up late to draw shitty anime girls on computer paper by its light and having it finally give out made me SO SAD
December 1, 2024 at 5:35 PM
one of the things that broke last night was a white banker's lamp i've had since elementary school and am very sentimental about bc i very much remember staying up late to draw shitty anime girls on computer paper by its light and having it finally give out made me SO SAD
what the fuck does it mean when three things break in succession in the span of like 30 minutes. i'm fucking scared to touch anything what is going ON
December 1, 2024 at 2:35 AM
what the fuck does it mean when three things break in succession in the span of like 30 minutes. i'm fucking scared to touch anything what is going ON
first time i’ve been inspired in months and it’s two days before my operation
November 30, 2024 at 7:13 AM
first time i’ve been inspired in months and it’s two days before my operation
power cleaning my apartment today, sponsored by my stupid fucking caffeinated tea energy drink and excedrin 😤
November 29, 2024 at 8:00 PM
power cleaning my apartment today, sponsored by my stupid fucking caffeinated tea energy drink and excedrin 😤
since my operation is monday, i opted to not drive 5 hours home and then 5 hours back ALSO so i can just rest and get my house in order (literally) before all this. i'm perfectly happy skipping out on thanksgiving this year and am enjoying my own feast of tamales and brownies thank yew
November 28, 2024 at 6:55 PM
since my operation is monday, i opted to not drive 5 hours home and then 5 hours back ALSO so i can just rest and get my house in order (literally) before all this. i'm perfectly happy skipping out on thanksgiving this year and am enjoying my own feast of tamales and brownies thank yew
i wanna make a joke about me being well adjusted but spending my evenings making process flow charts about a fictional company i conceived from the ground up but i'm actually glad i'm like. indulging in my hobbies and not really caring how it makes me look or if anyone gives a shit lmao
November 27, 2024 at 1:30 AM
i wanna make a joke about me being well adjusted but spending my evenings making process flow charts about a fictional company i conceived from the ground up but i'm actually glad i'm like. indulging in my hobbies and not really caring how it makes me look or if anyone gives a shit lmao
mom got me a steamer for christmas when she was in town the other day and i’ve been steaming every square inch of this kitchen it looks fucking IMMACULATE
November 25, 2024 at 12:55 AM
mom got me a steamer for christmas when she was in town the other day and i’ve been steaming every square inch of this kitchen it looks fucking IMMACULATE
i’ve decided my role at dinner parties is lingering in the kitchen and doing dishes. it’s my love language AND it’s a good de-stressing time after being social for three hours ghfjsk
November 24, 2024 at 1:43 AM
i’ve decided my role at dinner parties is lingering in the kitchen and doing dishes. it’s my love language AND it’s a good de-stressing time after being social for three hours ghfjsk
dealing with insurance moodboard
November 21, 2024 at 4:29 PM
dealing with insurance moodboard
you know what would fix me. sitting down and making a comprehensive list of all the indie music i listened to in the early 2010s. i need 2010s indie now more than ever i truly think she would heal me ghfdsjk
November 19, 2024 at 6:56 PM
you know what would fix me. sitting down and making a comprehensive list of all the indie music i listened to in the early 2010s. i need 2010s indie now more than ever i truly think she would heal me ghfdsjk
depression cancelled i bought a kublai khan tx vinyl, a new book and manga and had queso and margaritas with my bestie 🥺
November 17, 2024 at 10:36 PM
depression cancelled i bought a kublai khan tx vinyl, a new book and manga and had queso and margaritas with my bestie 🥺
i also just. need a void to bitch abt chronic pain and my impending surgery to where i don't annoy people. i can just FEEL myself getting insufferable about all this the closer i get and i'm starting to annoy myself so i need a place to dump my thoughts ghfdsjk
November 16, 2024 at 2:55 AM
i also just. need a void to bitch abt chronic pain and my impending surgery to where i don't annoy people. i can just FEEL myself getting insufferable about all this the closer i get and i'm starting to annoy myself so i need a place to dump my thoughts ghfdsjk