They have the saying that it's "easy as pie" but good lord if this Rube Goldberg Apple Pie kit isn't kicking my butt.
February 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
They have the saying that it's "easy as pie" but good lord if this Rube Goldberg Apple Pie kit isn't kicking my butt.
I found a neat hack to finishing my 5km run in record time. I only run 3km!
February 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I found a neat hack to finishing my 5km run in record time. I only run 3km!
Blacksmiths are always well prepared for whatever life throws at them since they always have a couple of irons in the fire.
February 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Blacksmiths are always well prepared for whatever life throws at them since they always have a couple of irons in the fire.
The doctor tried to tell me I had shingles and wouldn't listen to me when I proclaimed I'm a man, not a roof. Seriously, how did this guy get his license?
February 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
The doctor tried to tell me I had shingles and wouldn't listen to me when I proclaimed I'm a man, not a roof. Seriously, how did this guy get his license?
I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but it's 1854 and she just took part in the Eureka Stockade rebellion.
February 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but it's 1854 and she just took part in the Eureka Stockade rebellion.
I went to TGIF for dinner. What I didn't realise is TGIF stood for The Gastro Intestinal Failure that I had in the bathroom 15 minutes after I finished my meal.
February 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I went to TGIF for dinner. What I didn't realise is TGIF stood for The Gastro Intestinal Failure that I had in the bathroom 15 minutes after I finished my meal.
When I die I've agreed to donate my body to science. The science in question is that of bringing my dead body back to life.
February 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
When I die I've agreed to donate my body to science. The science in question is that of bringing my dead body back to life.
Made a Spanish omelette with chorizo for dinner. First time trying to make it, it's ugly as heck, but it tastes decent, so I'll take that as a win.
February 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Made a Spanish omelette with chorizo for dinner. First time trying to make it, it's ugly as heck, but it tastes decent, so I'll take that as a win.
I think the threshold for "weird" has changed a lot over the years. Al Yankovic was "weird" for making parody songs, yet if I call my next door neighbour who collects his pee in spray bottles and mists the birds in his backyard "weird" I'm told I'm being judgey.
February 16, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I think the threshold for "weird" has changed a lot over the years. Al Yankovic was "weird" for making parody songs, yet if I call my next door neighbour who collects his pee in spray bottles and mists the birds in his backyard "weird" I'm told I'm being judgey.
My next door neighbour was kind enough to offer me a ride to work next week. He said I could come on over and he'd give me a moustache ride and he wouldn't even charge me! Nice fella!
February 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
My next door neighbour was kind enough to offer me a ride to work next week. He said I could come on over and he'd give me a moustache ride and he wouldn't even charge me! Nice fella!
I'm not talking to my car like a crazy person, I'm just roleplaying as David Hasselhoff thank you very much.
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I'm not talking to my car like a crazy person, I'm just roleplaying as David Hasselhoff thank you very much.
Do you ever suspect people who say "If XXXX event happens I'll eat my hat" actually secretly hope it does happen so they have an excuse to eat their hat?
February 15, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Do you ever suspect people who say "If XXXX event happens I'll eat my hat" actually secretly hope it does happen so they have an excuse to eat their hat?
Firefighters really hate it when people fight fire with fire.
February 15, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Firefighters really hate it when people fight fire with fire.
@deathwiizard.bsky.social look what arrived for tomorrow!
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM
@deathwiizard.bsky.social look what arrived for tomorrow!
Check out Squids and the amazing work he's done!
Hey guys!! posting my backlog of art here too as much as i can so yall can see the progress I've made on my art everyday journey <3
February 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Check out Squids and the amazing work he's done!
Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Vol. 2 looks a big winner. Never played MGS4 (Not a PS3 owner) and MGS: Peace Walker is my favourite MGS game, so that's a W for me.
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Vol. 2 looks a big winner. Never played MGS4 (Not a PS3 owner) and MGS: Peace Walker is my favourite MGS game, so that's a W for me.
I was told a group of crows was called a murder and good lord, why aren't the police doing anything about this?
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I was told a group of crows was called a murder and good lord, why aren't the police doing anything about this?
I'm sorry Buck Dharma, but I am in fact going to fear the reaper.
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I'm sorry Buck Dharma, but I am in fact going to fear the reaper.
I was trapped on a desert island once and let me tell you, there's only so many times you can read "A Lovers Guide to Harvesting Coconuts" before you go crazy.
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I was trapped on a desert island once and let me tell you, there's only so many times you can read "A Lovers Guide to Harvesting Coconuts" before you go crazy.
My Step-Dad used to always yell at me for "sitting around doing nothing with my thumb up my ass", but excuse me, I was raised to believe that putting your thumb up your ass IS doing something.
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 AM
My Step-Dad used to always yell at me for "sitting around doing nothing with my thumb up my ass", but excuse me, I was raised to believe that putting your thumb up your ass IS doing something.
Just had those intrusive thoughts to give someone a Clothesline from Hell when they ride past on a scooter while on the footpath.
February 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Just had those intrusive thoughts to give someone a Clothesline from Hell when they ride past on a scooter while on the footpath.
Mumford and Sons have been a band for almost 20 years now and call me old fashioned, but I think it's about damn time those lazy kids moved outta home and got a job of their own
February 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Mumford and Sons have been a band for almost 20 years now and call me old fashioned, but I think it's about damn time those lazy kids moved outta home and got a job of their own
I was telling my friend about my "adult toys" and they got all uncomfortable and ended the conversation. I just wanted to show them my sweet race car bed and my Megatron action figure, I don't understand why they got weird about it. Probably just jealous.
February 11, 2026 at 11:26 AM
I was telling my friend about my "adult toys" and they got all uncomfortable and ended the conversation. I just wanted to show them my sweet race car bed and my Megatron action figure, I don't understand why they got weird about it. Probably just jealous.
One time I had the TV on while I was on my phone with a tablet playing a movie as well and I had no idea my attention span was such a slut.
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 AM
One time I had the TV on while I was on my phone with a tablet playing a movie as well and I had no idea my attention span was such a slut.
@voxhallow.satan.social guess who handled some "mild" spice at lunch today 💪
February 11, 2026 at 6:50 AM
@voxhallow.satan.social guess who handled some "mild" spice at lunch today 💪