“Hey, why rock the boat?”

Oh yeah. Months, probably. Gotta get Trump some bad press and he’ll reverse it, otherwise he doesn’t give a fuck. Vanity is how you get to him

They drive a 2003 Dodge Ram and go around being performatively racist to blacks & Indians before going home and high-fiving each other on Twitch for 7 hours

10 games!!! C’mon. That’s nuts. Half that, maybe. Harper only got 3 fer Chrissakes

The Times has been licking his boots since the election. Real “nothing to see here” energy

Then I’m 10,000 motherfucker

These motherfuckers love to be like “just play ball!” until Kershaw writes a Bible verse on his damn hat during Pride

Clearly the answer is to blockade younger Dems

Okay, so after listening to this week’s episode of The Distraction and re-reading Megan’s brilliant blog I realize that like Hartford, I has clinical depression (don’t worry, on meds) and am trying to ostrich my way out of our current reality. Israel’s blog today also got me. Y’all keep it up. ✌️✌️

Holy shit he’s only 38??? Good god

An all-timer

IS YOIR NAME ELOOOON