"please clap"

Following.

look, if an alien is just, like, a hot broad painted blue, wanting to fuck that alien is straight. if you're wanting to bang something that has a cloaca or something the anatomy diagram labels as "reproductive mandibles" that's queer. i don't make the rules.

Can’t win if you don’t play.

This is quality fucking content.

This is the most incredible feeling humans are capable of.

"these edibles aint shit"

narrator: The edibles, in fact were beyond "shit"

Is literally no one gonna say “your mom”???

WTF yall. I’m not mad I’m just disappointed.

Beat me to it.

But yeah. Mine too.

As someone who owns an English bulldog, I feel like bulldog size elephants would be the absolute shit

You’d actually be surprised how many things that works for

Same - I’m like an L.A. 6 at best but I feel like in jail I could get up to at least an 8

Next thing you know we’re gonna find out that water is wet too