Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊
@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social
"No matter where you go, there you are"
I'm just a little tree from the 8th dimension, sent here to spread sarcasm, and pet all the dogs. Except Chihuahuas! Never again you shaky vicious bastards!
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=yGPqYrydOoPkbyyN
I'm just a little tree from the 8th dimension, sent here to spread sarcasm, and pet all the dogs. Except Chihuahuas! Never again you shaky vicious bastards!
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=yGPqYrydOoPkbyyN
Well it is a photo of my gal, so yeah this probably tracks.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Well it is a photo of my gal, so yeah this probably tracks.
Tomorrow I will be defeated by tryptophan while watching football...
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Tomorrow I will be defeated by tryptophan while watching football...
Yeah... I'm still gonna call them "fucking assholes"
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Yeah... I'm still gonna call them "fucking assholes"
Freaking awesome 🤙
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Freaking awesome 🤙
What my mind sees every time I see Carville.
uncle sam is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year
ALT: uncle sam is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year
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November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
What my mind sees every time I see Carville.
Oh I see one especially good movie there. Actually quite a few but one in particular 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Oh I see one especially good movie there. Actually quite a few but one in particular 🤣
I'm pretty sure that "boobs" aren't just an American obsession...🤔
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'm pretty sure that "boobs" aren't just an American obsession...🤔
This is me every time this administration opens their shit spewing lie holes to say anything.
a man in a suit and tie says " what you just said "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " what you just said "
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November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This is me every time this administration opens their shit spewing lie holes to say anything.
Ah... When the NBA actually had rules. The good ole days.
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Ah... When the NBA actually had rules. The good ole days.
I lost total faith in The Atlantic after this fluff piece. Absolute rubbish.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I lost total faith in The Atlantic after this fluff piece. Absolute rubbish.
You're gyoza be stuffed!
a cartoon of homer simpson looking at an x-ray with the words " chuckles i 'll show myself out "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson looking at an x-ray with the words " chuckles i 'll show myself out "
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November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You're gyoza be stuffed!
coffee just shot out of my nose, and I thank you for it. 🤣🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
coffee just shot out of my nose, and I thank you for it. 🤣🤣🤣
I fully support this statement.
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I fully support this statement.
How is this breaking news?
a cartoon character is sitting on a bed holding a remote control and a lamp .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a bed holding a remote control and a lamp .
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November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
How is this breaking news?
Yes! Yes they are!
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Yes! Yes they are!
I like the way your mind works.
fry from futurama says very interesting in front of a blue background
ALT: fry from futurama says very interesting in front of a blue background
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I like the way your mind works.
Yeah that bitch be shady.... She will make a Senate run here shortly. She can rightly fuck off 🖕
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Yeah that bitch be shady.... She will make a Senate run here shortly. She can rightly fuck off 🖕