Revelations brought to you by me lying in bed staring at my own art, transfixed.

It has come to my attention that it's not obvious that this is a person, probably because she doesn't have a head yet. Head TBA

And now I'm home and the world looks like this again

Also my art is too weird to be made by a tradwife

But in case you weren't assiduously doing the math, yes! It's been a full week of flipping oranges over in the oven. Of the two oven burns I gave myself this weekend only one of them is orange related.

Good news! I dropped one in the oven and burned the shit out of it. So now I'm back to a regular woke failed childless millennial. Phew, sorry for the scare.

be a fairy witch, they said. it'll be fun, they said.

... three days later I am still doing this. this turned out to be more labor intensive than I expected. you gotta turn em and shit? so they don't burn?

well at least the final product is guaranteed to be disappointing.

i'll be sure to share my nailed it pictures after i stop crying. 👍

Counterpoint: water parks should have aggro rivers.