Bubba Zord
@bubbazord.bsky.social
I aim to misbehave
Militant cross-stitcher
Worker of wood
Protector of midget vibrating birds
Apologies for the profanity - unless you're MAGA, in which case FUCK YOU
Militant cross-stitcher
Worker of wood
Protector of midget vibrating birds
Apologies for the profanity - unless you're MAGA, in which case FUCK YOU
walmart liberace meets slovenian whorehouse chic
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
walmart liberace meets slovenian whorehouse chic
i assume we report ken if he tries to use the men's room then?
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i assume we report ken if he tries to use the men's room then?
balls are always an extra
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
balls are always an extra
only the best and the brightest in this administration.
December 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
only the best and the brightest in this administration.
plus he's a pussy, verging on being a cunt
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
plus he's a pussy, verging on being a cunt
to get catastrophic event coverage, it costs me 15-plus percent of my gross income. more than my mortgage. more than any other expense except taxes.
December 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
to get catastrophic event coverage, it costs me 15-plus percent of my gross income. more than my mortgage. more than any other expense except taxes.
the american people did no such thing. a small number of fuckwits and a number of non-voters inflicted this pain on us. WE the PEOPLE do not own this mess
December 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
the american people did no such thing. a small number of fuckwits and a number of non-voters inflicted this pain on us. WE the PEOPLE do not own this mess
if only she'd been wearing a poodle skirt, heels, and pearls instead of pajamas...
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
if only she'd been wearing a poodle skirt, heels, and pearls instead of pajamas...
true, but we're 20 minutes closer to him being dead, so, yeah.
December 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
true, but we're 20 minutes closer to him being dead, so, yeah.
SADLY, @govpritzker.illinois.gov STARTED OFF REALLY IMPRESSIVE, THEN SHOWED HE LACKS REAL BALLS.
SHOULD HAVE ARRESTED ALL THOSE ICE GUYS, JB.
SHOULD HAVE ARRESTED ALL THOSE ICE GUYS, JB.
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
SADLY, @govpritzker.illinois.gov STARTED OFF REALLY IMPRESSIVE, THEN SHOWED HE LACKS REAL BALLS.
SHOULD HAVE ARRESTED ALL THOSE ICE GUYS, JB.
SHOULD HAVE ARRESTED ALL THOSE ICE GUYS, JB.
also...ANDY! HOWZIT GOING?
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
also...ANDY! HOWZIT GOING?
all because a sensible latina girl had the good sense not to fuck him.
he's a little man. may he die alone, unloved, and in great pain. may it be a long, lingering death.
he's a little man. may he die alone, unloved, and in great pain. may it be a long, lingering death.
December 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
all because a sensible latina girl had the good sense not to fuck him.
he's a little man. may he die alone, unloved, and in great pain. may it be a long, lingering death.
he's a little man. may he die alone, unloved, and in great pain. may it be a long, lingering death.
that's because Jack is a mensch. he is all the things the GOP is not. he had courage and integrity.
December 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
that's because Jack is a mensch. he is all the things the GOP is not. he had courage and integrity.
watching my dad decline, i feel sadness and loss, but i celebrate the amazing life he has had so far.
watching trump decline, i feel a need to go dance naked in the rain. i feel joy in his pain. i send prayers that he dies alone in his bed in a pool of his excrement, in incredible pain.
AITAH?
watching trump decline, i feel a need to go dance naked in the rain. i feel joy in his pain. i send prayers that he dies alone in his bed in a pool of his excrement, in incredible pain.
AITAH?
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
watching my dad decline, i feel sadness and loss, but i celebrate the amazing life he has had so far.
watching trump decline, i feel a need to go dance naked in the rain. i feel joy in his pain. i send prayers that he dies alone in his bed in a pool of his excrement, in incredible pain.
AITAH?
watching trump decline, i feel a need to go dance naked in the rain. i feel joy in his pain. i send prayers that he dies alone in his bed in a pool of his excrement, in incredible pain.
AITAH?
christian, white, make, probably GOP, ergo pedophile.
December 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
christian, white, make, probably GOP, ergo pedophile.
amen, andy. if there is a god, miller is in for a rough eternity.
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
amen, andy. if there is a god, miller is in for a rough eternity.
damn. that's gonna sting.
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
damn. that's gonna sting.
he's mad because of all the nuke scientists who left his beloved nazi germany instead of giving hitler the bomb.
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
he's mad because of all the nuke scientists who left his beloved nazi germany instead of giving hitler the bomb.
it's a two-for-one. get ACA subsidies back AND get to humiliate/fuck over donnie, moses mike, and that guy who leads the senate...ummm...don't tell me...Jean? Juan? Am I close?
December 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
it's a two-for-one. get ACA subsidies back AND get to humiliate/fuck over donnie, moses mike, and that guy who leads the senate...ummm...don't tell me...Jean? Juan? Am I close?
i look at that face and am reminded that while beauty is skin deep, asshole goes all the way to the bone.
December 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i look at that face and am reminded that while beauty is skin deep, asshole goes all the way to the bone.
cunt mediates an argument between two cunts. a triple cunt.
December 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
cunt mediates an argument between two cunts. a triple cunt.
oh oh oh! i've got the title!
AMERICAN PSYCH-WHORE
baddaboom!
AMERICAN PSYCH-WHORE
baddaboom!
December 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
oh oh oh! i've got the title!
AMERICAN PSYCH-WHORE
baddaboom!
AMERICAN PSYCH-WHORE
baddaboom!
he means the white guys were in charge and not dying from yellow fever or malaria.
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
he means the white guys were in charge and not dying from yellow fever or malaria.
why?
because they are hateful people, hoping to get some of the crumbs falling off the pedogarch's table.
because they are hateful, evil people.
because they love dead kids, suffering kids, child rape.
they need to burn.
because they are hateful people, hoping to get some of the crumbs falling off the pedogarch's table.
because they are hateful, evil people.
because they love dead kids, suffering kids, child rape.
they need to burn.
December 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
why?
because they are hateful people, hoping to get some of the crumbs falling off the pedogarch's table.
because they are hateful, evil people.
because they love dead kids, suffering kids, child rape.
they need to burn.
because they are hateful people, hoping to get some of the crumbs falling off the pedogarch's table.
because they are hateful, evil people.
because they love dead kids, suffering kids, child rape.
they need to burn.