Or maybe he asked ChatGPT which phrases he should use at his first presser and this was the output.

Pretty sure the dude had a bet with his college buddies on how many nonsense lines he could fit into his first presser...and he's clearly winning.

I've been thinking about this all season and wondering why it hasn't gotten more talk than it has.

I’m bald. There is a direct correlation between the money I save and the irritation I have when it’s cold or raining. Heaven forbid those times when it’s both.

I’m curious if defenses are treating some of those backs differently. No doubt McCormick has looked more explosive, but have defenses been accounting for him similarly to what they might have with vets in the backfield?

Lol. I wasn’t 100% sure you were on here until I searched it.

In fairness, @schaufds.bsky.social IS well known, but he still doesn’t get the love he deserves.

@schaufds.bsky.social gets my vote. Content is great and dude is hilarious.

My theory is that having Matt Nagy as the OC has something to do with it.

I’m unfollowing if we don’t get the after pic. 🤣

A friend gave me a bottle of Johnny Drum and I’ve been impressed. Retails for about $45.

Been a subscriber since 2007 and I can say with confidence that FBG has never cost me a win. As subscribers we take the information the FBG team compiles (which goes well beyond rankings) and then make our own call. The consensus rankings are a guide not to be followed blindly.

Did I mention I messed this one up? Because I did.

Dang dude. You’re one fart away from paralysis.

Yeah. I'm one of the ones who messed that one up. 🙋‍♂️

A DeLorean, a flux capacitor and 1.21 gigawatts of power.

I feel like I remember a beat writer hinting that it was a family thing. I can’t find it now, though.