Ben Clarkson
@btpclarkson.bsky.social
Kentish Yorkshirephile. Blade 🔴⚪. Father. Chief Finance & Operating Officer at Parkinson's UK. Trustee of Contact (for families with disabled children). Runner and bloody cyclist. ND. Opinions mine and many
I don't think my poor brain could cope with correct grammar... The absurd seemed more likely!
October 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I don't think my poor brain could cope with correct grammar... The absurd seemed more likely!
Oh that's not nearly as fun
October 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Oh that's not nearly as fun
Both tyres? I think your "car" may be a motorcycle.
October 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Both tyres? I think your "car" may be a motorcycle.
My wedding has gone down in legend for the serving of takeaway curry and pizza. Pizza naan, anyone?
September 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My wedding has gone down in legend for the serving of takeaway curry and pizza. Pizza naan, anyone?
Living funerals are a thing. Probably hilarious having everyone try and say nice things about you as if you're dead, while you're sat there with them!
September 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Living funerals are a thing. Probably hilarious having everyone try and say nice things about you as if you're dead, while you're sat there with them!
Leave him? I think you need to get him locked up!
September 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Leave him? I think you need to get him locked up!
Sounds a bit like how my train app wishes me "Congratulations! You're going to London Terminals" when I buy my monthly commuter's season ticket.
September 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sounds a bit like how my train app wishes me "Congratulations! You're going to London Terminals" when I buy my monthly commuter's season ticket.
I just have a sign on my pannier with the camera road sign image on it. Much cheaper than a camera but it tends to discourage people from driving too close.
July 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I just have a sign on my pannier with the camera road sign image on it. Much cheaper than a camera but it tends to discourage people from driving too close.
I used this trick to get my eldest to change his nappy 🤦🏻♂️
June 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I used this trick to get my eldest to change his nappy 🤦🏻♂️
Expect your wife will shortly ditch you for a like-for-like replacement, same style, colour etc.
June 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Expect your wife will shortly ditch you for a like-for-like replacement, same style, colour etc.
(and honestly I don't know why I don't sit and eat by breakfast there more often! A great start to the week).
June 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
(and honestly I don't know why I don't sit and eat by breakfast there more often! A great start to the week).
I don't think I've celebrated a goal like I celebrated that one. Such a sweet hit. Hugging my boy, who had his first experience of "limbs", as well as complete strangers. VAR ruined it. I knew at that moment we'd lose.
May 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I don't think I've celebrated a goal like I celebrated that one. Such a sweet hit. Hugging my boy, who had his first experience of "limbs", as well as complete strangers. VAR ruined it. I knew at that moment we'd lose.
That's brilliant Lee. We might have lost that day, but what a match!
May 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
That's brilliant Lee. We might have lost that day, but what a match!