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Had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster for breakfast. What timeline is this? 🍸⏳️| comedy | sarcasm | science | atheist 🦋
She knows pickles are prison food how? She seems to possess very specific knowledge of dietary needs for prison life, no? 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
She knows pickles are prison food how? She seems to possess very specific knowledge of dietary needs for prison life, no? 🤔
Yes he did. I wish he would jinx Utah
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yes he did. I wish he would jinx Utah
Eddie's lost some weight though...he's looking fit
October 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Eddie's lost some weight though...he's looking fit
You handing out participation trophies or we gotta earn it?
October 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
You handing out participation trophies or we gotta earn it?
Only thing missing is blonde hair
October 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Only thing missing is blonde hair
5 for 60...about time. I was waiting for that adjustment
October 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
5 for 60...about time. I was waiting for that adjustment
You should get a job in sports then you will me him
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You should get a job in sports then you will me him
So why doesn't the Congressman go get the National Guard and have them escorted him in? Stop playing around....
Redirecting...
him.im
October 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
So why doesn't the Congressman go get the National Guard and have them escorted him in? Stop playing around....
I've been boycotting HD for years. Lowes for me
October 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I've been boycotting HD for years. Lowes for me
You got music in your elevator? All I got is me screaming. Spoiled!
October 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
You got music in your elevator? All I got is me screaming. Spoiled!
Making room for the new prison and cremation services.
Perhaps the "Hoffa" treatment could be applied...
Perhaps the "Hoffa" treatment could be applied...
October 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Making room for the new prison and cremation services.
Perhaps the "Hoffa" treatment could be applied...
Perhaps the "Hoffa" treatment could be applied...
Why the F is it called catfishing? Asking for a friend.
October 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Why the F is it called catfishing? Asking for a friend.
He probably asked them to hit a floating coach...JD just shoots blanks
October 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
He probably asked them to hit a floating coach...JD just shoots blanks
Canceled them years ago...evil fucks. I'm all about Tidal....atleast until they turn evil too (hope not)
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Canceled them years ago...evil fucks. I'm all about Tidal....atleast until they turn evil too (hope not)
AI told me they are coming for yo ass
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
AI told me they are coming for yo ass
Well they shit in similar quantity...
October 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Well they shit in similar quantity...
I smell opportunity...
October 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I smell opportunity...
I would bang my knee on that handle every fucking time
October 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I would bang my knee on that handle every fucking time