Professor Coolbreeze
@bsarginger.bsky.social
Academic. Time-Scientist studying shareholders and shareholder activism. Cocktail Maker. Future Fact Checker of LLM generated texts. He/Him
Looking for a new place to rent and dropping copies of this in every apartment.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Looking for a new place to rent and dropping copies of this in every apartment.
It fits. At a different part of the universe they sent a bunch of Irish people into space that eventually had to breed with some sexless space WASPs.
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It fits. At a different part of the universe they sent a bunch of Irish people into space that eventually had to breed with some sexless space WASPs.
Soulless contractors thinking of how to get money for a bunch of vaporware and empty warehouses:
October 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Soulless contractors thinking of how to get money for a bunch of vaporware and empty warehouses:
Been slacking with interesting cocktails so I decided to make a Sazerac with apple cider syrup and a frozen cider cube. It's good but I think I could change the ratio to include some apple brandy or applejack.
October 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Been slacking with interesting cocktails so I decided to make a Sazerac with apple cider syrup and a frozen cider cube. It's good but I think I could change the ratio to include some apple brandy or applejack.
This is more fucked up than that Sims green text about the painting goblin. Which looks/feels way worse in hindsight.
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This is more fucked up than that Sims green text about the painting goblin. Which looks/feels way worse in hindsight.
I'm not above having a Cadaver Synod if necessary.
October 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I'm not above having a Cadaver Synod if necessary.
Let's not overthink how personal attachment and whim govern everything this administration is doing.
October 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Let's not overthink how personal attachment and whim govern everything this administration is doing.
Guy proved to have terrible timing but he did have a gift for succinctly explaining the stakes.
October 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Guy proved to have terrible timing but he did have a gift for succinctly explaining the stakes.
Has a good Russia collusion angle.
September 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Has a good Russia collusion angle.
In my defense, some of them overlap.
September 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
In my defense, some of them overlap.
Made a Hop Collins with my cucumber infused gin.
Gin
Lemon juice
Simple syrup (mint infused this time)
Swap an IPA for soda water.
Gin
Lemon juice
Simple syrup (mint infused this time)
Swap an IPA for soda water.
August 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Made a Hop Collins with my cucumber infused gin.
Gin
Lemon juice
Simple syrup (mint infused this time)
Swap an IPA for soda water.
Gin
Lemon juice
Simple syrup (mint infused this time)
Swap an IPA for soda water.
Hearing that Peter Jackson is going to make more LOTR movies.
August 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Hearing that Peter Jackson is going to make more LOTR movies.
Disagree. The correct answer is Shen Yun.
August 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Disagree. The correct answer is Shen Yun.
Sexy Modernist Baba Yaga Hut
July 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Sexy Modernist Baba Yaga Hut
Nintendo confirms this is canon.
July 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Nintendo confirms this is canon.
Him and romance novelists understand that what matters is getting to the point.
July 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Him and romance novelists understand that what matters is getting to the point.
As it was, so it is again.
July 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
As it was, so it is again.
Updated this with the Velvet Falernum (which I just learned had multiple variations). Much better.
July 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Updated this with the Velvet Falernum (which I just learned had multiple variations). Much better.
Haven't done a cocktail in a while. Made a rum variation on a Last Word and subbed Allspice Dram for Green Chartreuse. Maraschino made it a little too sweet so had to add bitters.
July 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Haven't done a cocktail in a while. Made a rum variation on a Last Word and subbed Allspice Dram for Green Chartreuse. Maraschino made it a little too sweet so had to add bitters.
I pronounce Bluesky like I'm saying Brewski.
July 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I pronounce Bluesky like I'm saying Brewski.
