Trump has never been held fully accountable by the media for his actions, the economy, living conditions etc. even as an incumbent. It's the secret sauce to his "teflon Don" bullshit. He got to run in 2024 as if 2017-2020 never happened.

The only thing I know about this series is that in the Sonic the Hedgehog comics published in the UK, one of Sonic's best friends is a pig wearing a leather jacket named Porker Lewis

Always the correct choice

The modern right doesn't ask "are we the baddies?" though they go "hell yes we are the baddies"

Thank you for your service 🫡

nice.ecin

My favorite part was when Daria tried withdrawing her piece and the principal turned it from a voluntary participation to mandatory

There’s that adage that religion, abortion, politics and the economy (which form an unfortunate acronym) do not make for polite conversation - probably because they’re the most illuminating things about a person’s character and finding out your friend’s a bigot would ruin dinner

Brave movie exec in the board room: "...Thing 3?"

It’s called MNtendo Live, it’s a double feature of a Banjo-Kazooie musical and a play based on Zelda Majora’s Mask. It’s a sequel to one we did last year with Mario and Ocarina of Time. It’s gonna be a fun time!

Very Dr. Robotnik coded

As it relates to Stancil, I never saw him canvass so maybe he was obnoxious and tried to lawyer his way through these conversations, but I'm guessing not! Point being, someone putting up a "no soliciting" sign does not mean a canvasser can't approach them, period. That person is being a dink

think you're reading past what I was saying. I was not soliciting, but if someone shouts "no solicitors" at you, I appreciate that that is not an invitation to debate semantics with them, and especially while canvassing, annoying people probably isn't conducive to getting their vote

I would like to state for the record that I have never talked about attacking you

Anyway you should come see the play I'm doing at Phoenix Theater in September

When I worked as a paid canvasser in 2016, I'd occasionally get people to shout at me "NO SOLICITING!" when they saw me walk up to their door. At which point I'd turn around and move on because it wasn't worth engaging with them. But still important to recognize they were wrong

No Cory in the House, terrible list

The sitting Vice President has literally nothing better to do with his time than try and troll liberals on the internet

No way this was just some bored staffer or intern either, it absolutely was him

People question Trump's mental acuity but there's something wrong with all of them

I was a Sonic Unleashed stan/defender before it was cool

I'm beyond devastated. What the fuck is wrong with our world???