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bryan
@bryanrva.dev
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chief taco officer @openoversightva.org

feeds/starter packs are at @rvagc.social

pronouns in bio are he/him

wife guy

richmond kickers/ivy - liverpool - caps - definitely not bryan from twitter

fix ur hearts or die
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With alt text #rva
Flyer for event on Thursday NOVEMBER 13 • 6PM - 8PM STUDIO TWO THREE • 1437 HULL ST JOIN US IN SUPPORT OF FEEDING THE COMMUNITY AND MUTUAL AID EFFORTS BUY A TEE • BUY A TOTE • BUY A SIGNED PRINT DESIGNED BY SILLYGENIUS OR BRING YOUR OWN GARMENT TO PRINT PROCEEDS GO TO RVA COMMUNITY FRIDGES HOODRAT SCHOLARSHIP * SOUTHSIDE+ dOPE.
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Hell yeah Canada
Photo of my tv showing the Canada premier league soccer final full of snow
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I’m stuck on this hell
Bluesky icon being very blue and weird on iOS 18
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Kill me
Screenshot of my iPhone screen with a very obnoxious Bluesky logo
October 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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#rva
Test of feed with pic of frog from the no kings march
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Feed test
#rva
October 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I am very stupid and forgot I was defrosting tomorrows chicken in the oven because I can’t defrost it in the sink because the large dog can fit his snout in there. And of course I hit preheat on today’s dinner.

Mistakes were made 😕
This is a picture of a large bag of chicken thighs from Costco and the plastic plate it was on after I heated it up to 425 degrees in the oven.
October 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I know someone with aerial photos. from @reed.bradenstone.com
Meme top half: showing the Virginia state police helicopter over the rva capitol today Bottom half: why are you so obsessed with me?
October 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Frog! #rva #nokings
Pink inflatable frog costume
October 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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This might be the best mashup ever I did want to try the fish and chips and I dont often go near the capitol.
Google map view of the “British embassy fish and chips” restaurant about 3 blocks from the #nokings protest.
October 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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This labeler has been so much fun with today’s main character.
Screenshot showing all Sally’s skeets are marked “simp”, text below: Hi Sally. When Weiss published a supposed expose on the death of George Floyd, a veteran criminal justice reporter showed in deep detail that the piece was not just wrong but filled with falsehoods and misrepresentations. Weiss did not retract the piece. What do you think of that? • Simping Show
October 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Thanks Sean. If it helps there’s a setting here to remind you. Settings —> Accessibility
Screen shot of the bluesky accessibility setting page where you can turn require alt text on.
October 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I have to say that my wife has gone off the rails and this is a disturbing Halloween decoration that’s sitting in my living room.
Photo of a fake body wrapped in garbage bags and various forms of tape.
October 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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You can just build things
This is a picture of my spliff
October 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Skewers are so good but an insane amount of work. Marinated it in Korean bbq sauce then used a bourbon chicken to finish on the grill because it’s thicker.
Chicken and beef marinated in Korean bbq sauce last night. Picture of everything on skewers , steak, chickens, pineapple, red and green peppers ready to grill Finished photo after the children have eaten.
October 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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He’s not even keeping it for personal use which is kinda sad.
Expenditures for the Prado campaign: Expense Type of Expense $679 Itemized Expenses $870 In-Kind Expenses $545 Loans Repaid $0 Surplus Funds $2,094 Expenses 6/5/2025-8/31/2025
September 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Ok she does have an opponent
Vpap screenshot of 2025 donations to hd 78 race. Betsy is up by 238k
September 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Google street view of 305 east broad now. Same? building height but a completely different front. It’s a store now
September 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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I already donated but this is a much better message to receive.
Screenshot of a text from the Kat 4 Illinois campaign featuring heater (cat)
September 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Well now I’m really confused because that’s the wrong city and it’s still not on nokings.org but…
POWER BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE. JOIN THE MOVEMENT SATURDAY, OCT. 18 NO KINGS Richmond Visibility Event • Volunteer organized Saturday, October 18 1 - 4pm EDT This event's address is private. Sign up for more details.
September 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Usually you can reply with @alt-text.bsky.social but the bot isn’t working right now.
MY THOUGHTS ON THE RIYADH COMEDY FESTIVAL I've been asked for my opinion on the Riyadh Comedy Festival and rather than answer the same question 23 times, I'll just put this out here. Oh, and I should preface this with the fact that I was not offered the gig but it should go without saying that there's not enough money for me to help these depraved, awful people put a "fun face" on their crimes against humanity. Here goes: What do you think I think? I am disgusted, and deeply disappointed in this whole gross thing. That people I admire, with unarguable talent, would condone this totalitarian fiefdom for...what, a fourth house? A boat? More sneakers? We can never again take seriously anything these comedians complain about (unless it's complaining that we don't support enough torture and mass executions of journalists and LGBQT peace activists here in the states, or that we don't terrorize enough Americans by flying planes into our buildings). I mean that's it; you have a funny bit about how you don't like Yankee Candles or airport lounges? Okay great, but you're cool with murder and/or the public caning of women who were raped, and by having the audacity to be raped, were guilty of "engaging in adultery"? Got any bits on that? These are some of my HEROES! Now look, some of you folks don't stand for anything so you don't have any credibility to lose, but my god, Dave and Louie and Bill, and Jim? Clearly you guys don't give a shit about what the rest of us think, but how can any of us take any of you seriously ever again? All of your bitching about "cancel culture" and "freedom of speech" and all that shit? Done. You don't get to talk about it ever again. By now we've all seen the contract you had to sign. You're performing for literally, the most oppressive regime on earth. They have SLAVES for fuck's sake!!! I don't understand how being rich can make someone such a whore. Poor people desperate to improve their (or their families lives), sure. Still not acceptable but I can understand the desperation to put food on the table. But this? I mean, it's not like this is some commercial for a wireless service or a betting app. This is truly the definition of "blood money". You might as well do commercials for Lockheed Martin or Zyklon B. Holy shit, I remember the backlash I got for appearing in Alvin and the Chipmunks! You would've thought that I had taken money from a bunch of people responsible for funding Al Qaeda! Unless you open your sets with, "This is dedicated to all of the widows and widowers and kids orphaned by this bloodthirsty oppressive regime especially from the zany shenanigans on 9/11. Never Forget Motherfuckers! Alright, so it's great to be here. I'm gonna be killing it tonight! But in the good way! Straight up. No MbS." then your hypocrisy will never not be noted. -David P.S for anyone who wants to actually spend their money on something worthwhile, the Human Rights Foundation does amazing work. Learn more and donate at https://hrf.org
September 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Hell yeah.
Screenshot of donation receipt for $32.00
September 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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No heater pic no money. @katmabu.bsky.social
Screenshot of a Kat for congress text with my reply, “no heater no money”. Bryan, it's Sam, Kat's campaign manager (the guy in the back), and I don't want to use up too much of your time, so I'll be quick. If everyone who opened this text gave our average donation amount of $32, we would reach our End of Quarter Goal INSTANTLY. You could make that happen and send a message to the political establishment - chip in today! >> ka4il.us/0929?t=72pQDc Text STOP to quit Today 7:52 PM No heater, no money
September 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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One of my favorite tweets
Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
September 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Make a da taquitos
Picture of about 35 chicken taquitos on a drying rack.
September 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM