It’s not a black shirt, it’s just very very very very very dark blue.

Will Scarlet carrying a goldfish home in a bag that will be dead before morning.

There was a cab company in Cape Town that used pickup trucks with a hardtop on the back made from scrap metal and scaffold poles. The back seats were beer crates lashed to the floor with some old rope. Surprisingly comfortable.

Sounds like someone’s chakras are in need of realignment.

Hi Carol!

I got my foot crushed by someone driving a Morgan. Outside. Now.

Corgi

The telecom tower is allowed to use the lifts to evacuate in case of fire. There are stairs, but they’re not wide enough to allow everyone out in the legally allowed time frame.

The reconstruction of Shakespeares Globe needed an act of parliament to allow it to be built, as wooden buildings were banned from London after the fire.

One other modern building in London needed parliament to approve it as it broke a different fire rule.

A friend at uni used to talk about how her aunt was Chris De Burghs nanny. Until that story dropped and she stressed that she looked after Chris when he was a child and wasn’t the one he had an affair with.

I think the codpiece is made of 12” of vinyl.

It’s my go to outfit when I’m washing the car. Stops the neighbours from saying ‘you can do mine when you’ve finished’.

I can’t share my Ridley Scott story. But I ‘knew’ one of his exes.

Which one is him in those pics?

Complete with overbearing father who pushed them too hard.

Live tv was wonderful.

I can taste that smoke machine smoke from here. It always had an odd chemical aftertaste in the 80s.