Simmer squad, assemble

Over these three games, if they had gone 0/95 from deep, they would have been outscored by SDSU, Auburn, and Gonzaga by a combined… 4 points.

Wait… it’s NOT tactical? It’s merely STRATEGIC coffee?

This changes everything.

This is like saying “I don’t like onions, so I don’t eat sour cream and onion chips.” Logically reasonable, but you may be surprised.

Ah, well. Nevertheless…

Michigan hadn’t figured out how to handle teams blitzing ball screens.

They… uh… they have resolved that.

Oh, I forgot the other negative: the TNT producer who thinks he’s Scorsese.

Just aim the regular camera at the goddang basketball.

I kinda assume Cool Ranch Mountain Dew has already been attempted?

We’ve been getting a SHOCKING number of GOP ads over the last three weeks.

(Joke’s on them; my wife and I already voted for the EXTREME MEGA LIBERAL THEY/THEM-SUPPORTER PSYCHO CRAZY LADY last week, before they warned us)

“Acrisure” is what doctors used to call tendonitis in the 18th century.