lost my civil service job for accidentally typing ‘god morning” on teams
September 23, 2024 at 1:56 PM
lost my civil service job for accidentally typing ‘god morning” on teams
something that is getting tough to deal with is the craziest people in the world were right about hollywood being a pedophile ring masquerading as an entertainment industry
September 21, 2024 at 11:26 AM
something that is getting tough to deal with is the craziest people in the world were right about hollywood being a pedophile ring masquerading as an entertainment industry
hey when did hip hop become all darmok and jalad at tanagra
September 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
hey when did hip hop become all darmok and jalad at tanagra
Why don’t we have faster planes?
September 13, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Why don’t we have faster planes?
Necessity is the mother of ignoring it and hoping it’ll go away
September 3, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Necessity is the mother of ignoring it and hoping it’ll go away
“More like Blo-asis”
- a joke I read in Transworld Skateboarding in 1995
- a joke I read in Transworld Skateboarding in 1995
August 27, 2024 at 3:59 PM
“More like Blo-asis”
- a joke I read in Transworld Skateboarding in 1995
- a joke I read in Transworld Skateboarding in 1995
Even with guilty pleas, the speed of the convictions for the race riots across Britain in recent days is pretty astonishing
August 10, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Even with guilty pleas, the speed of the convictions for the race riots across Britain in recent days is pretty astonishing
Simone Biles is so good at gymnastics that the only thought I have when I see her compete is “Wait, is that ALLOWED???”
July 30, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Simone Biles is so good at gymnastics that the only thought I have when I see her compete is “Wait, is that ALLOWED???”
Do you guys remember in the 90s there was a shampoo that could make you cum?
July 15, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Do you guys remember in the 90s there was a shampoo that could make you cum?
It’d be cool if Uber let you order a pickup truck and ride in the back with all your buddies
June 25, 2024 at 7:17 PM
It’d be cool if Uber let you order a pickup truck and ride in the back with all your buddies
I used to think it was strange that the idea of a cover doesn’t really exist in hip hop, but then I heard Wah Gwan Delilah and now I get it
June 7, 2024 at 11:13 AM
I used to think it was strange that the idea of a cover doesn’t really exist in hip hop, but then I heard Wah Gwan Delilah and now I get it
Why’d we start with generation X? We’re already out of letters!!
June 5, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Why’d we start with generation X? We’re already out of letters!!
This dust up between the PGA guy and the police officer will be hard to figure out because there are no bigger liars than golfers or cops
May 17, 2024 at 2:27 PM
This dust up between the PGA guy and the police officer will be hard to figure out because there are no bigger liars than golfers or cops
Does it feel like the USA just hasn’t had a president for about 7.5 years to anyone else
May 17, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Does it feel like the USA just hasn’t had a president for about 7.5 years to anyone else
These universities gotta make up their minds: do you love illegal occupations or not?!
April 30, 2024 at 3:03 PM
These universities gotta make up their minds: do you love illegal occupations or not?!
Solidarity with the anti Israeli apartheid protesters at Columbia University. Anti-apartheid protesters were treated the same way in the ‘80s. The students were right then, and they’re right now.
April 24, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Solidarity with the anti Israeli apartheid protesters at Columbia University. Anti-apartheid protesters were treated the same way in the ‘80s. The students were right then, and they’re right now.
talking to a spice girl
spice girl: if you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends
overwhelmed by the radiant beauty of posh, baby, scary, sporty and ginger
me: ok sure
spice girl: if you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends
overwhelmed by the radiant beauty of posh, baby, scary, sporty and ginger
me: ok sure
March 19, 2024 at 1:31 PM
talking to a spice girl
spice girl: if you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends
overwhelmed by the radiant beauty of posh, baby, scary, sporty and ginger
me: ok sure
spice girl: if you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends
overwhelmed by the radiant beauty of posh, baby, scary, sporty and ginger
me: ok sure
I definitely don’t mind when somebody says “almond milk” or “cauliflower steak” or “vegan cheese” but I’ll admit I squiggle my eyes a bit when somebody says “dairy cheese” or “cow’s milk”
March 7, 2024 at 12:29 PM
I definitely don’t mind when somebody says “almond milk” or “cauliflower steak” or “vegan cheese” but I’ll admit I squiggle my eyes a bit when somebody says “dairy cheese” or “cow’s milk”
when people say ‘this generation is like this, and this generation is like this’ it sounds like astrology to me
February 29, 2024 at 3:06 AM
when people say ‘this generation is like this, and this generation is like this’ it sounds like astrology to me
It’s more that I’m a lover AND a fighter
February 22, 2024 at 4:14 AM
It’s more that I’m a lover AND a fighter
Congratulations to the Israeli Defence Forces, who have now saved as many hostages as they have killed
February 12, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Congratulations to the Israeli Defence Forces, who have now saved as many hostages as they have killed
I’m not a “chain guy”—any chain guys that can explain what the deal is?
February 7, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I’m not a “chain guy”—any chain guys that can explain what the deal is?