Bryan Behar
@bryanbehar.bsky.social
TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
Hard to believe that the same President who defended and slobbered all over MBS also called for the death of his politcal opponents the same week.
Or... not hard to believe at all.
Or... not hard to believe at all.
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Hard to believe that the same President who defended and slobbered all over MBS also called for the death of his politcal opponents the same week.
Or... not hard to believe at all.
Or... not hard to believe at all.
No one should be targeted for violence by a President. But the folks Trump is going after have served our country in both the legislature and our armed forces. These are some of our most dedicated public servants. They deserve much better than this kind of harassment.
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
No one should be targeted for violence by a President. But the folks Trump is going after have served our country in both the legislature and our armed forces. These are some of our most dedicated public servants. They deserve much better than this kind of harassment.
Everything we feared about Trump's emotional makeup, his violent impulses, and his disdain for the rule of law has come true. We all should be outraged and afraid.
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Everything we feared about Trump's emotional makeup, his violent impulses, and his disdain for the rule of law has come true. We all should be outraged and afraid.
Donald Trump has always idolized authoritarian dictators, including their ability to murder their opposition.
If you don't believe me, here is the President of the United States calling for the actual death of Democratic lawmakers.
If you don't believe me, here is the President of the United States calling for the actual death of Democratic lawmakers.
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Donald Trump has always idolized authoritarian dictators, including their ability to murder their opposition.
If you don't believe me, here is the President of the United States calling for the actual death of Democratic lawmakers.
If you don't believe me, here is the President of the United States calling for the actual death of Democratic lawmakers.
Nope. Nothing weird about the President of the United States calling for the MURDER of Democratic lawmakers. Good job, America. You picked a totally sane one.
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Nope. Nothing weird about the President of the United States calling for the MURDER of Democratic lawmakers. Good job, America. You picked a totally sane one.
The question is not “Was Trump mentioned in the Epstein files?”
The question is “Was Trump mentioned in the Epstein files a thousand times?”
And the answer to both questions was an emphatic “yes.”
The question is “Was Trump mentioned in the Epstein files a thousand times?”
And the answer to both questions was an emphatic “yes.”
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The question is not “Was Trump mentioned in the Epstein files?”
The question is “Was Trump mentioned in the Epstein files a thousand times?”
And the answer to both questions was an emphatic “yes.”
The question is “Was Trump mentioned in the Epstein files a thousand times?”
And the answer to both questions was an emphatic “yes.”
Anyone shocked by “quiet piggy” should remember that your neighbors elected the “grab them by the pussy” guy.
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Anyone shocked by “quiet piggy” should remember that your neighbors elected the “grab them by the pussy” guy.
Donald Trump has shown disdain for democracy, the rule of law, a free press, free & fair elections, strategic alliances, and promoting freedom around the world.
If Putin was creating a candidate in the lab, he wouldn't be able to create someone less right to guide America.
If Putin was creating a candidate in the lab, he wouldn't be able to create someone less right to guide America.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Donald Trump has shown disdain for democracy, the rule of law, a free press, free & fair elections, strategic alliances, and promoting freedom around the world.
If Putin was creating a candidate in the lab, he wouldn't be able to create someone less right to guide America.
If Putin was creating a candidate in the lab, he wouldn't be able to create someone less right to guide America.
Trump has never met a vicious foreign dictator he won’t kiss up to. And between a free press, the rule of law, and free & fair elections, there are no pillars of democracy that he won’t shit on to impress the vicious dictators. There is nothing “American” about this guy.
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Trump has never met a vicious foreign dictator he won’t kiss up to. And between a free press, the rule of law, and free & fair elections, there are no pillars of democracy that he won’t shit on to impress the vicious dictators. There is nothing “American” about this guy.
As disgusted as I am by the actions of the Saudi Crown Prince, I’m exponentially more disgusted by the President of the United States excusing and defending them.
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
As disgusted as I am by the actions of the Saudi Crown Prince, I’m exponentially more disgusted by the President of the United States excusing and defending them.
Cheeto Hitler barked "Quiet piggy" at a reporter for asking about Epstein.
He attacked Mary Bruce for questioning the Saudi prince over Khashoggi.
Then suggesting Khashoggi had it coming.
This raging against the press isn't how the leader of a democracy behaves.
At least, it wasn't.
He attacked Mary Bruce for questioning the Saudi prince over Khashoggi.
Then suggesting Khashoggi had it coming.
This raging against the press isn't how the leader of a democracy behaves.
At least, it wasn't.
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Cheeto Hitler barked "Quiet piggy" at a reporter for asking about Epstein.
He attacked Mary Bruce for questioning the Saudi prince over Khashoggi.
Then suggesting Khashoggi had it coming.
This raging against the press isn't how the leader of a democracy behaves.
At least, it wasn't.
He attacked Mary Bruce for questioning the Saudi prince over Khashoggi.
Then suggesting Khashoggi had it coming.
This raging against the press isn't how the leader of a democracy behaves.
At least, it wasn't.
This guy ordered the murder of a journalist.
His kill squad dismembered him & smuggled his body parts out of the country.
Now POTUS welcomes him to the White House.
And U.S. business leaders come to celebrate him at dinner.
A man was cut to pieces with a bone saw.
Does nothing matter anymore?
His kill squad dismembered him & smuggled his body parts out of the country.
Now POTUS welcomes him to the White House.
And U.S. business leaders come to celebrate him at dinner.
A man was cut to pieces with a bone saw.
Does nothing matter anymore?
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This guy ordered the murder of a journalist.
His kill squad dismembered him & smuggled his body parts out of the country.
Now POTUS welcomes him to the White House.
And U.S. business leaders come to celebrate him at dinner.
A man was cut to pieces with a bone saw.
Does nothing matter anymore?
His kill squad dismembered him & smuggled his body parts out of the country.
Now POTUS welcomes him to the White House.
And U.S. business leaders come to celebrate him at dinner.
A man was cut to pieces with a bone saw.
Does nothing matter anymore?
Journalist Jamal Khashoggi was ambushed by a 15 member Saudi kill squad, strangled to death, and then had his body dismembered with a bone saw.
Or as pillar of democracy and rule of law Donald Trump described today, “things happen.”
Or as pillar of democracy and rule of law Donald Trump described today, “things happen.”
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Journalist Jamal Khashoggi was ambushed by a 15 member Saudi kill squad, strangled to death, and then had his body dismembered with a bone saw.
Or as pillar of democracy and rule of law Donald Trump described today, “things happen.”
Or as pillar of democracy and rule of law Donald Trump described today, “things happen.”
The President of the United States just suggested a journalist deserved to be murdered.
For REPORTING THE TRUTH.
For REPORTING THE TRUTH.
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The President of the United States just suggested a journalist deserved to be murdered.
For REPORTING THE TRUTH.
For REPORTING THE TRUTH.
“Incredible job in terms of human rights”
Was it the murdering of a journalist with a bone saw or the murdering of a journalist with a bone saw?
Was it the murdering of a journalist with a bone saw or the murdering of a journalist with a bone saw?
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“Incredible job in terms of human rights”
Was it the murdering of a journalist with a bone saw or the murdering of a journalist with a bone saw?
Was it the murdering of a journalist with a bone saw or the murdering of a journalist with a bone saw?
So in addition to notorious pedophiles and underage girls, Trump also likes hanging out with bone saw murderers.
Great job, MAGA. 345 million Americans to choose from and this is who you gave us?
Great job, MAGA. 345 million Americans to choose from and this is who you gave us?
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
So in addition to notorious pedophiles and underage girls, Trump also likes hanging out with bone saw murderers.
Great job, MAGA. 345 million Americans to choose from and this is who you gave us?
Great job, MAGA. 345 million Americans to choose from and this is who you gave us?
To be clear, to meet Trump’s definition of a true Republican means actively covering up the world’s most notorious pedophile ring.
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
To be clear, to meet Trump’s definition of a true Republican means actively covering up the world’s most notorious pedophile ring.
I kind of admire the chutzpah.
To prove to the world that you are 100% straight, you spend the afternoon lollygagging with Lindsey Graham.
To prove to the world that you are 100% straight, you spend the afternoon lollygagging with Lindsey Graham.
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I kind of admire the chutzpah.
To prove to the world that you are 100% straight, you spend the afternoon lollygagging with Lindsey Graham.
To prove to the world that you are 100% straight, you spend the afternoon lollygagging with Lindsey Graham.
Trump now wants credit for eliminating the exact tariffs he imposed.
These past ten years are making me dizzy.
These past ten years are making me dizzy.
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Trump now wants credit for eliminating the exact tariffs he imposed.
These past ten years are making me dizzy.
These past ten years are making me dizzy.
The White House should’ve used one of the million photos of Melania refusing to hold his hand.
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The White House should’ve used one of the million photos of Melania refusing to hold his hand.
Well this should end all “who is Bubba discussions.” Case closed, right? Right?
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Well this should end all “who is Bubba discussions.” Case closed, right? Right?
Can’t wait for the official White House statement:
“President Trump can’t be gay because he cheats on his pregnant wife with porn actresses.”
“President Trump can’t be gay because he cheats on his pregnant wife with porn actresses.”
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Can’t wait for the official White House statement:
“President Trump can’t be gay because he cheats on his pregnant wife with porn actresses.”
“President Trump can’t be gay because he cheats on his pregnant wife with porn actresses.”
Not sure the White House wants to be throwing out phrases like “America’s Power Couple” today.
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Not sure the White House wants to be throwing out phrases like “America’s Power Couple” today.