Well, according to the Conservative Philosophy, being an actual pedophile doesn't make you a pedophile, but wearing a wig does

Eu dou fucking 43 aulas por semana, eu gasto aproximadamente DEZOITO HORAS POR SEMANA SÓ INDO E VOLTANDO DE TRABALHO, eu tenho uma casa pra cuidar, eu tenho que dormir, tenho que comer, tenho uma faculdade pra terminar

E você quer usar o pouco tempo livre que eu tenho pra me dar mijão?

Funny how the alleged "first-ever country to fight for independence" winded up as the latest country to install a federal traitor as their president

The NOAA has been being taken for granted for years now and apparently it's getting worse

"HE'S NOT CONSERVATIVE, HE'S A LIBERAL!!!"

Oh great now we got millenials on this app too

Daqui a pouco aparece que o filha da puta fez o sistema interno da CIA em HTML

Can't look at him and not remember the "there he is! Fucken rush 'im" thing with spongebob