Unmatched beating my face against your fist.

I never took you for one of these modern hipster types Sir Michael, we look to you for traditional values. Give yourself a stern talking to man!

Don't give them choices, they spend all day trying to make their mind up and nothing gets done.

Was probably going to try selling you a fairy instead.

Even then he didn't see the light.

Rat deserting the stinking shit.

I heard a rumour that Bunty was complaining in the newsagents about your coming being a bit premature. Did she want you to wait until after Christmas?

Patriotically supporting anti-immigration. Where do they live?