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Posts are not my employer’s. They’re not even mine. They come from the ether, untethered by the confines of intelligent thought
Posts are not my employer’s. They’re not even mine. They come from the ether, untethered by the confines of intelligent thought
I like the doo doo speckles
September 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I like the doo doo speckles
“Write something anti-ice on the bullets”
“Write anti-ice on the bullets, got it boss”
“Write anti-ice on the bullets, got it boss”
September 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“Write something anti-ice on the bullets”
“Write anti-ice on the bullets, got it boss”
“Write anti-ice on the bullets, got it boss”
This is such an insane headline and editors note it’s breaking my brain
September 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This is such an insane headline and editors note it’s breaking my brain
Tell em grandma
September 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Tell em grandma
Learning new fun facts about Alex Smith, thank you AI
August 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Learning new fun facts about Alex Smith, thank you AI
I always respond the same way
April 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I always respond the same way
Got my DSA card in the mail today, hell ya brother
April 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Got my DSA card in the mail today, hell ya brother
Praying you all have the same day as guy in the Nintendo Switch subreddit hoping MarioKart World is like the old Kirby Air Ride minutes before the new game is announced
April 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Praying you all have the same day as guy in the Nintendo Switch subreddit hoping MarioKart World is like the old Kirby Air Ride minutes before the new game is announced
They’re doing nazi orgies at NatalCon
March 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They’re doing nazi orgies at NatalCon
March 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Conservative ideology is just this over and over forever
March 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Conservative ideology is just this over and over forever
If I’m president I’m ordering an airdrop of 10 million pounds over bruges tomorrow
March 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If I’m president I’m ordering an airdrop of 10 million pounds over bruges tomorrow
Not all Tesla owners are nazis. But this guy driving an Alex Jones edition Cybertruck? Definitely this guy.
March 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Not all Tesla owners are nazis. But this guy driving an Alex Jones edition Cybertruck? Definitely this guy.
he should test out tesla's boat mode
March 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
he should test out tesla's boat mode
They summarily executed Michael Reinoehl in 2020 (“antifa” activist suspected of shooting far right protestor) and Trump bragged about it
March 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
They summarily executed Michael Reinoehl in 2020 (“antifa” activist suspected of shooting far right protestor) and Trump bragged about it
Yall mind if I have a nice day
March 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Yall mind if I have a nice day
I’m gonna do everyone a favor and pick a different one
March 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’m gonna do everyone a favor and pick a different one
A hilarious pair of headlines back to back. Glad the house has its eyes on the prize
March 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
A hilarious pair of headlines back to back. Glad the house has its eyes on the prize
I block these numbers every time I get a new one. Can’t wait to see how long the list gets!
February 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I block these numbers every time I get a new one. Can’t wait to see how long the list gets!
Anyone else’s spam calls increased aggressively since Inauguration Day?
Gotta be related to gutting what little safeguards there were before.
Gotta be related to gutting what little safeguards there were before.
February 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Anyone else’s spam calls increased aggressively since Inauguration Day?
Gotta be related to gutting what little safeguards there were before.
Gotta be related to gutting what little safeguards there were before.
Showing up at the bar after your friends put you to bed at the pregame
February 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Showing up at the bar after your friends put you to bed at the pregame
V proud of my wife always but maybe we describe this differently next time
February 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
V proud of my wife always but maybe we describe this differently next time