Brother Kystos
@brotherkystos.bsky.social
French nerd, metalhead, Son of Russ/daughter of the Emperor/Trazyn fanboy/pointy ears enthusiast.
That annoying guy who keep talking about his cats. And showing you pics. YOU WILL WATCH THEM.
That annoying guy who keep talking about his cats. And showing you pics. YOU WILL WATCH THEM.
Nope. I may be an easy mark, but not that easy.
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Nope. I may be an easy mark, but not that easy.
AI stuff.
We all know the Earth is flat.
We all know the Earth is flat.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
AI stuff.
We all know the Earth is flat.
We all know the Earth is flat.
Honestly, i wouldn't know. I watched the first episode then remembered i had half a billion episodes of One Piece to go through before starting on 40 years of Gundam...
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Honestly, i wouldn't know. I watched the first episode then remembered i had half a billion episodes of One Piece to go through before starting on 40 years of Gundam...
So errr... Unsuccessful nerds are the new sigma males?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
So errr... Unsuccessful nerds are the new sigma males?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
OH GREAT ANOTHER FRANCHISE RUINED
GO WOKE GO BROKE
ANGRY INARTICULATE NOISES
GO WOKE GO BROKE
ANGRY INARTICULATE NOISES
a man wearing a tin foil hat in front of a fox logo
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November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
OH GREAT ANOTHER FRANCHISE RUINED
GO WOKE GO BROKE
ANGRY INARTICULATE NOISES
GO WOKE GO BROKE
ANGRY INARTICULATE NOISES
Christmas Markets seasons start on Wednesday. I wanna cry.
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Christmas Markets seasons start on Wednesday. I wanna cry.
talalalalalalala
a man in a hat is holding a cane in his hand while sitting on a bus .
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November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
talalalalalalala
Good. May she rest well now.
The curse on the postal service stays, though.
The curse on the postal service stays, though.
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Good. May she rest well now.
The curse on the postal service stays, though.
The curse on the postal service stays, though.
I hope you find her soon. I can imagine very few things worse than that.
And ten thousand nasty itches on the postal service!
And ten thousand nasty itches on the postal service!
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I hope you find her soon. I can imagine very few things worse than that.
And ten thousand nasty itches on the postal service!
And ten thousand nasty itches on the postal service!
Jupiter's cock! It's on a channel I don't have.
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Jupiter's cock! It's on a channel I don't have.
Still waiting for him to pronounce his family name properly.
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November 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Still waiting for him to pronounce his family name properly.
When Mariah Carrey emerges from her home. If she sees her shadow, that's 3 more weeks of Christmas.
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
When Mariah Carrey emerges from her home. If she sees her shadow, that's 3 more weeks of Christmas.
Nah, I know these words because I've studied ancient greek in school. Catholic school. Run by priests.
Errrrr
Errrrr
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Nah, I know these words because I've studied ancient greek in school. Catholic school. Run by priests.
Errrrr
Errrrr
Was it really a cold or were you sent to the naughty corner for terrible puns?
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Was it really a cold or were you sent to the naughty corner for terrible puns?
Necromancy and capitalism. That's gonna end well.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Necromancy and capitalism. That's gonna end well.
But don't you worry. One of these same politicians will pop up in the media soon with the solution to this problem that they have caused.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
But don't you worry. One of these same politicians will pop up in the media soon with the solution to this problem that they have caused.
Now you need a Celestine.
'cause they really hate each other. Yup. Hate. Nothing more.
'cause they really hate each other. Yup. Hate. Nothing more.
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Now you need a Celestine.
'cause they really hate each other. Yup. Hate. Nothing more.
'cause they really hate each other. Yup. Hate. Nothing more.
Thank the Allfather! Last time I saw this kind of thing (and psychotropics weren't involved) the gpu fried so...
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Thank the Allfather! Last time I saw this kind of thing (and psychotropics weren't involved) the gpu fried so...
TRÉBUCHETS... LOAD... MILKSHAKES!
RELEASE!
RELEASE!
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November 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
TRÉBUCHETS... LOAD... MILKSHAKES!
RELEASE!
RELEASE!
Now, should I be in the "Nish Kumar and Romesh Ranganathan are the same person" brigade or the invading forinner battalion?
Mmm. Decisions decisions.
Mmm. Decisions decisions.
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Now, should I be in the "Nish Kumar and Romesh Ranganathan are the same person" brigade or the invading forinner battalion?
Mmm. Decisions decisions.
Mmm. Decisions decisions.
Yeah. They do leave an absence.
Nearly two years after his passing into the great beyond, I still wake up at night feeling Temudgin climb on the bed.
The distribution system works so, expect one soon.
Not a replacement, mind you. Never a replacement.
Nearly two years after his passing into the great beyond, I still wake up at night feeling Temudgin climb on the bed.
The distribution system works so, expect one soon.
Not a replacement, mind you. Never a replacement.
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Yeah. They do leave an absence.
Nearly two years after his passing into the great beyond, I still wake up at night feeling Temudgin climb on the bed.
The distribution system works so, expect one soon.
Not a replacement, mind you. Never a replacement.
Nearly two years after his passing into the great beyond, I still wake up at night feeling Temudgin climb on the bed.
The distribution system works so, expect one soon.
Not a replacement, mind you. Never a replacement.
Yup. Extreme high fever with seizures around 6 months old.
I'd have been one of the reasons infant mortality rate were that high.
I'd have been one of the reasons infant mortality rate were that high.
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Yup. Extreme high fever with seizures around 6 months old.
I'd have been one of the reasons infant mortality rate were that high.
I'd have been one of the reasons infant mortality rate were that high.
Alexander The Great... 's chief eunuch.
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Alexander The Great... 's chief eunuch.
The British Museum has actual British stuff in it?
The Internet has lied to me again!
The Internet has lied to me again!
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The British Museum has actual British stuff in it?
The Internet has lied to me again!
The Internet has lied to me again!