Broken Caveman
@brokencaveman.bsky.social
Part-time private detective, full-time reply-guy.
"(he) indicated that he will not be at The Game Awards."
Neither will I.
Neither will I.
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"(he) indicated that he will not be at The Game Awards."
Neither will I.
Neither will I.
The steaks of this investigation cud not be higher.
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The steaks of this investigation cud not be higher.
I paid a bit more to see a "AA" battery earlier this year. Probably because it was for a human.
Kids are amazing.
Kids are amazing.
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I paid a bit more to see a "AA" battery earlier this year. Probably because it was for a human.
Kids are amazing.
Kids are amazing.
I bet it made a perfect "doink" sound too.
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I bet it made a perfect "doink" sound too.
The DOD's naming scheme is just quotes from Broken Lizard movies.
a man with a mustache is holding a notepad that says car ramod
ALT: a man with a mustache is holding a notepad that says car ramod
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November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The DOD's naming scheme is just quotes from Broken Lizard movies.
"Why a spoon cousin?"
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"Why a spoon cousin?"
What, are they all out of "one free back rub" vouchers?
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What, are they all out of "one free back rub" vouchers?
"Columbus Day" in Spain just hits different.
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"Columbus Day" in Spain just hits different.
I haven't played a COD in 10 years and I recognized some of the maps and missions during the stream.
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I haven't played a COD in 10 years and I recognized some of the maps and missions during the stream.
2 chevron's without crossed rifles isn't a thing.
youtu.be/H7t8APqGm_8?...
youtu.be/H7t8APqGm_8?...
BLOPS 7 Campaign Stream... it's time...
YouTube video by Bricky EP. 2
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
2 chevron's without crossed rifles isn't a thing.
youtu.be/H7t8APqGm_8?...
youtu.be/H7t8APqGm_8?...
They fucked up the Marine's uniforms (used rank insignia that doesn't exist) at the cemetery. This company has more money than God, but is too cheap to get simple details correct.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
They fucked up the Marine's uniforms (used rank insignia that doesn't exist) at the cemetery. This company has more money than God, but is too cheap to get simple details correct.
My dead mom: Get the belt, turn around. Now repeat after me "Pegasus fly, Unicorns die!"
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My dead mom: Get the belt, turn around. Now repeat after me "Pegasus fly, Unicorns die!"
He's on that Stephen Miller.
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
He's on that Stephen Miller.
Counter point:
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Counter point:
If reviewer doesn't agree with a means of production, it should absolutely be reflected in their scores. For example
"Should [game title] Review Score Be Tanked Because They Used Crunch?"
"Should [game title] Review Score Be Tanked Because They Used Crunch?"
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If reviewer doesn't agree with a means of production, it should absolutely be reflected in their scores. For example
"Should [game title] Review Score Be Tanked Because They Used Crunch?"
"Should [game title] Review Score Be Tanked Because They Used Crunch?"
He's been sniffing his own farts for so long and so hard he has hypoxemia.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
He's been sniffing his own farts for so long and so hard he has hypoxemia.
Someone needs to explain to her that they can have strong Standards and Practices or they can be sued for liable every other week.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Someone needs to explain to her that they can have strong Standards and Practices or they can be sued for liable every other week.
"Calgar, take me away!"
(Kids, ask your mom about this one)
(Kids, ask your mom about this one)
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"Calgar, take me away!"
(Kids, ask your mom about this one)
(Kids, ask your mom about this one)
Where can I get this?
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Where can I get this?
It's because they're fucking stupid.
Or they're lying.
Or they're stupid, fucking liars.
Or they're lying.
Or they're stupid, fucking liars.
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It's because they're fucking stupid.
Or they're lying.
Or they're stupid, fucking liars.
Or they're lying.
Or they're stupid, fucking liars.
Budd also had the capacity to feel shame and guilt.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Budd also had the capacity to feel shame and guilt.
How about "no" you daft Dutch bastard!
Doctorevil No GIF
Alt: Doctor Evil yells "How about "no" you daft Dutch bastard!" at Gold Member.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
How about "no" you daft Dutch bastard!