Wait. I forgot Newt Gingrich still draws breath. The sooner that malignant hemorrhoid gets flushed the better.

For the next episode of Nashville 911 they’re gonna have the space shuttle land at Radnor Lake. Or something equally implausible and ridiculous.

What if Robert Downey Jr and Taika Waititi had a baby?

Vanderbilt football used to celebrate “moral victories”.

Now they’ve got a Heisman hopeful and their best record since Jesus rode a dinosaur to his bar mitzvah.

Anything is possible tonight.

See also:
Paul Anka and Neil Sedaka

Jimmy Rodgers and Jimmy Reed

Bobby Sherman, Bobby Rydell, Bobby Darin, Bobby Vinton, Bobby Vee, really all the Bobby’s.

Reminds me of when Sobel threatened Dick Winters with court martial in Band of Brothers.