Andrew Cuomo losing an election WILL get me to log into bluesky
June 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Andrew Cuomo losing an election WILL get me to log into bluesky
Reposted by Brittany Van Horne
once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!
March 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!
I literally only open bluesky when there’s an earthquake
March 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I literally only open bluesky when there’s an earthquake
Jesus fucking Christ!!!!
March 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Jesus fucking Christ!!!!
Fight Song playing in Trader Joe’s and the vibe dies. Shouldn’t be legal to play this song in public.
February 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Fight Song playing in Trader Joe’s and the vibe dies. Shouldn’t be legal to play this song in public.
So this is what it feels like to win the culture war
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
So this is what it feels like to win the culture war
Historical achievements in being a hater were made today 🫡🇺🇸
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Historical achievements in being a hater were made today 🫡🇺🇸
The democrats love optics when it invokes kneeling in kente cloth but somehow can’t understand the importance of not allowing trump to take credit for saving tiktok.
January 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The democrats love optics when it invokes kneeling in kente cloth but somehow can’t understand the importance of not allowing trump to take credit for saving tiktok.
Gen Z would storm the Capitol bc of the TikTok ban but unfortunately they won’t be able to figure out where the Capitol is now that TikTok is down and they can’t comment “address???”
January 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Gen Z would storm the Capitol bc of the TikTok ban but unfortunately they won’t be able to figure out where the Capitol is now that TikTok is down and they can’t comment “address???”
“People love Disney Workd because it’s their only experience with a walkable city” no bitch it’s the rides
January 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
“People love Disney Workd because it’s their only experience with a walkable city” no bitch it’s the rides
I need someone who has the appropriate background to explain why the AQI in Pasadena right now is even better than it would be on a normal day. I’m so confused.
January 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I need someone who has the appropriate background to explain why the AQI in Pasadena right now is even better than it would be on a normal day. I’m so confused.
The fun thing about social media is that in addition to having to live through a tragedy, now I get to live through a tragedy featuring commentary from some of the dumbest people in the world
January 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The fun thing about social media is that in addition to having to live through a tragedy, now I get to live through a tragedy featuring commentary from some of the dumbest people in the world
Every night before bed my husband has to catch up on his reading (watch the 14 tiktoks I sent him)
January 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Every night before bed my husband has to catch up on his reading (watch the 14 tiktoks I sent him)
19 year old TikToker trying to sell me ashwagandha gummies: You’re not overweight, you just have cortisol face.
Me (in my 30’s, haven’t seen a doctor in 3 years): I knew it
Me (in my 30’s, haven’t seen a doctor in 3 years): I knew it
December 15, 2024 at 4:25 PM
19 year old TikToker trying to sell me ashwagandha gummies: You’re not overweight, you just have cortisol face.
Me (in my 30’s, haven’t seen a doctor in 3 years): I knew it
Me (in my 30’s, haven’t seen a doctor in 3 years): I knew it
An Italian folk hero. Now I’ve seen everything.
December 10, 2024 at 3:25 AM
An Italian folk hero. Now I’ve seen everything.
LA is the only city I’ve ever lived in where a car can come within feet of hitting you as a pedestrian legally crossing the street and then proceed to yell at you for it
December 7, 2024 at 2:56 AM
LA is the only city I’ve ever lived in where a car can come within feet of hitting you as a pedestrian legally crossing the street and then proceed to yell at you for it
Sam Esmail salivating with excitement as he tells his assistant to secure the rights to the United Healthcare assassination story
December 6, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Sam Esmail salivating with excitement as he tells his assistant to secure the rights to the United Healthcare assassination story
Reposted by Brittany Van Horne
the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM
the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
No way am I getting hit on on Yelp bro 😭
December 4, 2024 at 2:47 AM
No way am I getting hit on on Yelp bro 😭
Reposted by Brittany Van Horne
Rare selflessness 🙏🏼
November 30, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Rare selflessness 🙏🏼
Out of respect for capitalism I will be requesting to pay full price in all Black Friday sales
November 30, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Out of respect for capitalism I will be requesting to pay full price in all Black Friday sales
Is there anyone going for the low hanging fruit on Bluesky yet or can I be the one to go viral by posting “late night bedside table water hits different”
November 29, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Is there anyone going for the low hanging fruit on Bluesky yet or can I be the one to go viral by posting “late night bedside table water hits different”
I’m sorry to sound like a boomer but we need a moratorium on Gen z using the word “satire.”
November 27, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I’m sorry to sound like a boomer but we need a moratorium on Gen z using the word “satire.”
Just let out an audible “ohh” because I read a menu description of a fancy toast that noted it was topped off with salt & pepper.
November 26, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Just let out an audible “ohh” because I read a menu description of a fancy toast that noted it was topped off with salt & pepper.
What’s UP earthquake bluesky!!!!
November 22, 2024 at 10:17 PM
What’s UP earthquake bluesky!!!!