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British Haiku
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British Haiku posts a positive and (hopefully) entertaining haiku poem each weekday morning on a theme which changes week by week but which tends always to relate to everyday life (shopping, television, romance, sport, hobbies…). See www.britishhaiku.com
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Editions Edith
Edited were credited
Instead to Ted.

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November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Jeff The Ref is deaf
To unjust fans who stand and
Yell. And just as well.

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November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Him and anyone else with a statue - assuming he has one somewhere!
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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His statue means he’ll
Never be dead. And that birds
Will crap on his head.

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November 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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She loves and wants to
Be with Phil, but not when the
Reds have lost five nil.

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November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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She loves anise so
It’s been starring, in the fruit
That she’s been jarring.

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November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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No peanut brittle,
For poor old Keith, or it’ll
Break off all his teeth.

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November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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In the study stood
Professor Plum, lead pipe in
Hand, the foul deed done.

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November 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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To reach Warp Speed 9
Star Trek techie Scottie’s fine
Working overtime.

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November 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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“Relax, don’t do it
When you want to go to IT
Switch off and then on”

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November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
britishhaiku.bsky.social
When paying for drinks
The patrons state “Alright then,
What’s the damage, mate?”

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November 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
britishhaiku.bsky.social
Jump in the sea, or
Stand in the heat? The penguins
Voted with their feet.

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November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
britishhaiku.bsky.social
👏👏 I love the sentiment here, and the picture it creates
November 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Grace walks down the aisle,
Perfect make-up, perfect smile,
Long train in front. “Snacks?”

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November 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM