TheBritishCosmonaut
@britishcosmonaut.bsky.social
Author of two Sherlock Holmes books, plus stories about a magical cat named Roderick. Ex HM Forces/HMG, but we don't talk about that, do we? Into Books, Film, Music, Tech - Espionage/Cold War. Huge Elvis fan. Living near the Sussex coast.
AI EH? I prefer the original, but 2049 was wonderful - in both, an artificial man learns genuine love... with artificial women.
December 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
AI EH? I prefer the original, but 2049 was wonderful - in both, an artificial man learns genuine love... with artificial women.
Someone at Vanity Fair must have been wearing a crucifix.
December 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Someone at Vanity Fair must have been wearing a crucifix.
Venezuela's SURROUNDED! Someone show the senile Pedo fuck this then stamp his teeth in.
December 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Venezuela's SURROUNDED! Someone show the senile Pedo fuck this then stamp his teeth in.
If he isn't removed - preferably physically under heavy sedation - the USA will only have Russia as an ally. #ImpeachNow #FuckTrump
December 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If he isn't removed - preferably physically under heavy sedation - the USA will only have Russia as an ally. #ImpeachNow #FuckTrump
Trump: "Venezuela's completely surrounded!" Venezuela:
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Trump: "Venezuela's completely surrounded!" Venezuela:
In Union Soviet Socialist Republics, CEO Foxyfire would be liquidated, replaced with techna-malogical superior Soviet system! Admit! Pinka-Pinka Биг бох оф юнк SUPERIOR! (Does Cossack dance, scaring the cat)
December 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
In Union Soviet Socialist Republics, CEO Foxyfire would be liquidated, replaced with techna-malogical superior Soviet system! Admit! Pinka-Pinka Биг бох оф юнк SUPERIOR! (Does Cossack dance, scaring the cat)
Actual image of AM... he's standing up in this boat.
December 17, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Actual image of AM... he's standing up in this boat.
Trump gave Musk the keys to the vault and the USA is at terrible risk as a result. Impeach him. NOW. While you still can.
December 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Trump gave Musk the keys to the vault and the USA is at terrible risk as a result. Impeach him. NOW. While you still can.
And still more suited to run the USA than the bloated senile child-raping Trump! Tbf, I suspect with some reprogramming, our toaster could do a better job than this... plus, toast smells nice!
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
And still more suited to run the USA than the bloated senile child-raping Trump! Tbf, I suspect with some reprogramming, our toaster could do a better job than this... plus, toast smells nice!
Hold my coffee... I made this souvenir keepsake of three people, erm, dancing - like a rave, you know? And I'M the bad guy?
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hold my coffee... I made this souvenir keepsake of three people, erm, dancing - like a rave, you know? And I'M the bad guy?
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Yes, release the files that have been online the entire time!
December 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yes, release the files that have been online the entire time!
'Release' implies they're hidden.
December 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
'Release' implies they're hidden.
They'd have to be hidden first... incredible so few people thought to look online.
December 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
They'd have to be hidden first... incredible so few people thought to look online.
Has anyone else just Googled them? PLEASE tell me it's not just me. They're online. And always were.
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Has anyone else just Googled them? PLEASE tell me it's not just me. They're online. And always were.
What the fuck is wrong with this nasty, hateful and demented old Pedophile? Don't send me a list; I haven't got the time to read it all.
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
What the fuck is wrong with this nasty, hateful and demented old Pedophile? Don't send me a list; I haven't got the time to read it all.
One I made a while back...
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
One I made a while back...
I'd solve this (if I won the Lottery) by buying a McLaren F1. And losing my licence seventeen seconds later...
December 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'd solve this (if I won the Lottery) by buying a McLaren F1. And losing my licence seventeen seconds later...
Plus, he's admitting he's a Pedo. www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Plus, he's admitting he's a Pedo. www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
He liked them, but didn't understand how they worked - same with his firearm knowledge; in Dr. No, Major Boothroyd (Based on a real expert) takes a far more reliable pistol to hand 007 a stoppage pig he's been saddled with ever since.
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
He liked them, but didn't understand how they worked - same with his firearm knowledge; in Dr. No, Major Boothroyd (Based on a real expert) takes a far more reliable pistol to hand 007 a stoppage pig he's been saddled with ever since.
Ideas floated around him; the drysuit/dinner jacket of Goldfinger? A genuine proposal, from WWII. Many of the things that found their way into his writing had a real-life trace.
December 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ideas floated around him; the drysuit/dinner jacket of Goldfinger? A genuine proposal, from WWII. Many of the things that found their way into his writing had a real-life trace.
If you read it, it was set at the cliffs behind the house where Fleming began work on the novel. Just outside Dover, Kent.
December 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If you read it, it was set at the cliffs behind the house where Fleming began work on the novel. Just outside Dover, Kent.
Russia's people are certainly in Europe - I was reminded of this the day before a woman died from Novichok poisoning. Posting the original image of where I received the reminder gets me 'told off', but a silly photoshop with a fake chemical leak? No problem!
December 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Russia's people are certainly in Europe - I was reminded of this the day before a woman died from Novichok poisoning. Posting the original image of where I received the reminder gets me 'told off', but a silly photoshop with a fake chemical leak? No problem!
Show me something as A: Repugnant as this and B: As little-known and I might have an idea.
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Show me something as A: Repugnant as this and B: As little-known and I might have an idea.