Cameron Hillyard
@britishboyoc.bsky.social
I was born in England, but I currently live in South Park.
We do not want to hear any homophobic bullshit from Cartman’s mouth. I’m serious.
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
We do not want to hear any homophobic bullshit from Cartman’s mouth. I’m serious.
Do you accept us?
January 26, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Do you accept us?
I wish I could turn back.
January 26, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I wish I could turn back.
He’s such a freak!
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
He’s such a freak!
FUCKING HELL FIRE!!!
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 AM
FUCKING HELL FIRE!!!
I should have died from my back surgery.
January 26, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I should have died from my back surgery.
I don’t think I should go to Craig’s birthday.
January 25, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I don’t think I should go to Craig’s birthday.
I don’t like being guilt tripped.
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I don’t like being guilt tripped.
I have the right to be pissed off! Don’t you dare tell me how to feel!
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I have the right to be pissed off! Don’t you dare tell me how to feel!
His parents never said “no” to him, did they?
January 25, 2026 at 3:06 PM
His parents never said “no” to him, did they?
Pass me the pineapple.
January 25, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Pass me the pineapple.
He’s 80 years old, and he’s acting like a five year old who can’t get his own way.
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 PM
He’s 80 years old, and he’s acting like a five year old who can’t get his own way.
I never liked oranges to begin with, but I especially wouldn’t eat them now.
January 25, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I never liked oranges to begin with, but I especially wouldn’t eat them now.
I’ll show you a “limey snowflake”, you orange cunt!
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I’ll show you a “limey snowflake”, you orange cunt!
I’m going back to England tomorrow.
January 25, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I’m going back to England tomorrow.
I really didn’t mean what I said.
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 AM
I really didn’t mean what I said.
Do you have any idea how stupid you all are?
January 25, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Do you have any idea how stupid you all are?
Eric Cartman is a cupid stunt.
January 25, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Eric Cartman is a cupid stunt.
Now, I’m not saying he will get out, but if he does, you don’t let him know you’re frightened, okay?
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Now, I’m not saying he will get out, but if he does, you don’t let him know you’re frightened, okay?
Oi, Cartman, get me another drink, you overweight twat!
January 22, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Oi, Cartman, get me another drink, you overweight twat!
[on the phone to Cartman] Number 1: I ain’t your “maaate!” And number 2: Sort your fucking stammer out, you little prick! Is it because you’re nervous? Is it because you’re fucking scared? You need to be scared, you fucking rent boy!
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
[on the phone to Cartman] Number 1: I ain’t your “maaate!” And number 2: Sort your fucking stammer out, you little prick! Is it because you’re nervous? Is it because you’re fucking scared? You need to be scared, you fucking rent boy!
He kept the card he gave her on their 9th wedding anniversary and gave her it again on their 10th? Just put the same card in a new envelope? Oh, my days! What a tight-arse! 😂
January 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
He kept the card he gave her on their 9th wedding anniversary and gave her it again on their 10th? Just put the same card in a new envelope? Oh, my days! What a tight-arse! 😂
Why don’t you sod off?
January 16, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Why don’t you sod off?