Briney Consumer
@brineyconsumer.bsky.social
Dumb/Dumber
Artist who draws stuff they like.
If you want somebody to unprofessionally fuck things up... don't call me cuz I'd find a way to fuck that up too.
Artist who draws stuff they like.
If you want somebody to unprofessionally fuck things up... don't call me cuz I'd find a way to fuck that up too.
If you couldn't tell, I'm the guy on the right in this case
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If you couldn't tell, I'm the guy on the right in this case
Reminds me of a time I was making some art on Made In Abyss, and with no recognition of Japanese, had to take my English text, then translate it into Katakana, only to then painstakingly sift through the cipher only to realize that half of which was in Hiragana, so I wasted a ton of time :)
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Reminds me of a time I was making some art on Made In Abyss, and with no recognition of Japanese, had to take my English text, then translate it into Katakana, only to then painstakingly sift through the cipher only to realize that half of which was in Hiragana, so I wasted a ton of time :)
Me when a dog meant for warm weather can't stand cold weather:
(I have a German shepherd and I can tell you she isn't meant for hot weather, as when it gets hot, her shed fur comes out in clumps)
(I have a German shepherd and I can tell you she isn't meant for hot weather, as when it gets hot, her shed fur comes out in clumps)
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Me when a dog meant for warm weather can't stand cold weather:
(I have a German shepherd and I can tell you she isn't meant for hot weather, as when it gets hot, her shed fur comes out in clumps)
(I have a German shepherd and I can tell you she isn't meant for hot weather, as when it gets hot, her shed fur comes out in clumps)
Live in Brazil for 5 minutes and you'll see the late-stage-capitalism of gambling. It's not just porn sites, it's YouTube, news websites, everywhere is Tigrinho or SuperBet or whatever other uncreative name they can pull out their ass.
Or porn, pick your poison and all.
Or porn, pick your poison and all.
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Live in Brazil for 5 minutes and you'll see the late-stage-capitalism of gambling. It's not just porn sites, it's YouTube, news websites, everywhere is Tigrinho or SuperBet or whatever other uncreative name they can pull out their ass.
Or porn, pick your poison and all.
Or porn, pick your poison and all.
Same, it's always capitalism or the government which is always the ultimate evil in my settings (though I prefer a morally gray approach to everything, gives it all some neat little nuance)
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Same, it's always capitalism or the government which is always the ultimate evil in my settings (though I prefer a morally gray approach to everything, gives it all some neat little nuance)
Dunno if it's cuz I'm tired, but it looks like he's reconsidering his life choices, lol... he's got that "shit, what do I do?" energy
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Dunno if it's cuz I'm tired, but it looks like he's reconsidering his life choices, lol... he's got that "shit, what do I do?" energy
So wait, player gets mad that they struggle, and that they don't always win in an inherently RNG based game? I understand being upset that you are constantly losing absolutely everything, but at that point, just talk to your DM. Homebrew exists for a reason.
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
So wait, player gets mad that they struggle, and that they don't always win in an inherently RNG based game? I understand being upset that you are constantly losing absolutely everything, but at that point, just talk to your DM. Homebrew exists for a reason.
Lets add irrationals to the list too, everybody welcome the new meme: √2
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Lets add irrationals to the list too, everybody welcome the new meme: √2
Same vibes:
a computer screen displays the words god is coming in red letters
ALT: a computer screen displays the words god is coming in red letters
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Same vibes:
Afton after being questioned on why five children disappeared after they followed him into the storage room:
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Afton after being questioned on why five children disappeared after they followed him into the storage room:
If she went to a fashion show... she'd probably still lose to sum bullshit like a "trash bag dress".
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
If she went to a fashion show... she'd probably still lose to sum bullshit like a "trash bag dress".
What a jolly fellow, perfectly in spirit for the holidays
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What a jolly fellow, perfectly in spirit for the holidays
How it feels to level up your existing armor in video games (the appearance didn't change, it just feels cooler)
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
How it feels to level up your existing armor in video games (the appearance didn't change, it just feels cooler)
Warning: this art contains scenes
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Warning: this art contains scenes
I do believe that, thus far, the only wholesome character relationship in Roblox asym games is John and Jane Doe, and even then it's gotten... difficult since the "third wheel" entered the picture.
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I do believe that, thus far, the only wholesome character relationship in Roblox asym games is John and Jane Doe, and even then it's gotten... difficult since the "third wheel" entered the picture.
Out of all the asym games on Roblox, it's funny to think Dandy's World is the only one where the relationships aren't entirely dysfunctional or nonexistent. Cuz this type of cute behavior sure as hell wouldn't happen with Pursuer or 1x1x1x1 lol.
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Out of all the asym games on Roblox, it's funny to think Dandy's World is the only one where the relationships aren't entirely dysfunctional or nonexistent. Cuz this type of cute behavior sure as hell wouldn't happen with Pursuer or 1x1x1x1 lol.
Oh, so we're playing Frostpunk now I see?
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Oh, so we're playing Frostpunk now I see?
Eatin a burger with the honey mustard, eatin a lotta burgers with the honey mustard.
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Eatin a burger with the honey mustard, eatin a lotta burgers with the honey mustard.
Bet there's a reason for it, considering its fanart, but it's quite the interesting color choice. Not quite the original method of making Jarate, but whatever works for spychecking I guess.
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Bet there's a reason for it, considering its fanart, but it's quite the interesting color choice. Not quite the original method of making Jarate, but whatever works for spychecking I guess.
Reverse gamblecore (fueling the addiction)
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Reverse gamblecore (fueling the addiction)
5 hours later Luigi pulls up all like "Toadette, its'a the vaccum that suck up'a the ghosts, not you!"
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
5 hours later Luigi pulls up all like "Toadette, its'a the vaccum that suck up'a the ghosts, not you!"
I like to imagine the monster just looking at them while all this is happening like "fuck me, not this nonsense again"
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I like to imagine the monster just looking at them while all this is happening like "fuck me, not this nonsense again"
FUCK (I wrote it wrong, I was tired as shit)
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
FUCK (I wrote it wrong, I was tired as shit)