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Goose
@brindlegoose.bsky.social
I'm Goose, a Mastiff Lab cross who has just found my forever home!
The humans brought home a doggy bag ... fun fact: does not contain doggies but does contain most excellent treat! They should go out for dinner more often.
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
OMG!!! They do smell like cheetos!!
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Me and Daddo after a long day of destroying toys and shoveling snow.

The struggle is real!
January 22, 2026 at 11:12 PM
The comfort is real!
January 14, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Shovels are the vacuums of the outside.
January 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Cheese!
January 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
No matter where I am, if all my humans aren't together I get the big sads.
December 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
New achievement unlocked! A real bone from a prime rib... this is the BEDT. DAY. EVER!!
December 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
So hard to find the Snowball in the snow!
December 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I didn't know it snowed this much at grandma's house.
December 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
She said it was a Christmas tradition; that only clean dogs get presents. Maybe she's right, but if i have to get wet then so does she!
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Cozy cuddles
December 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Don't worry, me and snowman will guard the sleeping human.
December 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
SNOW!!!
December 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The humans have a point ... it's a pretty boop-able snoot.
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I want to stay calm, but when the humans comes home I can't help loding my ever loving mind!!
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I like to hug my humans free hand while getting pets. Keeps them full engaged on petting me.

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December 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
In front of a manager a hand for a bed, the little dog Goose man lay down his furry head ...
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It was the most stressful new toy day ever! They gave me the toy but they also had to leave.
I was good though. Only chewed the things I was allowed to.

Before and after photos to prove my Good Boy status.
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Did you know that if you let your humans cover you in lights, people will wave at you and take pictures and tell you you're the goodest doggo ever!! Worth it!
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Also, and way more importantly, NEW TOY DAY!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The humans want to take me on a long walk tomorrow... but said I needed an outfit. How do I look?
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Paint me like one of your French dogs.
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM