Bri the Coffee Rat ☕️🐀
@brilarson.bsky.social
First-gen Philosophy Ph.D. student @ U of Cincinnati 📚 🧠 Thinking about philosophy of education, social-political phil, and moral psychology. Slow-ish runner 🏃🏻♀️
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New A24 horror movie concept: a Lin Manuel Miranda / Matthew Morrison collab
June 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
New A24 horror movie concept: a Lin Manuel Miranda / Matthew Morrison collab
My dream job is just whatever Nathan Fielder does. If any philosophy departments are hiring a “Nathan Fielder-style” position, you know how to reach me.
June 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My dream job is just whatever Nathan Fielder does. If any philosophy departments are hiring a “Nathan Fielder-style” position, you know how to reach me.
Today I had a fellow university employee/student ask me why packages on every floor of the building my department is in are going uncollected. I’m glad you found me, sir. While I am in an office called “graduate student office,” that is merely a ruse—for I am actually the Boss of University Packages
May 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Today I had a fellow university employee/student ask me why packages on every floor of the building my department is in are going uncollected. I’m glad you found me, sir. While I am in an office called “graduate student office,” that is merely a ruse—for I am actually the Boss of University Packages
Being gluten free in an airport is hell because I’m eating warm baby carrots I’ve have in my bag since 10am and a gluten free hot dog bun. Nothing in it. Just a bun.
May 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Being gluten free in an airport is hell because I’m eating warm baby carrots I’ve have in my bag since 10am and a gluten free hot dog bun. Nothing in it. Just a bun.
Just watched a girl walk into the ocean, fill up a plastic cup with water, and CHUG half of it. Much to think about.
May 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Just watched a girl walk into the ocean, fill up a plastic cup with water, and CHUG half of it. Much to think about.
Adult only airlines when
May 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Adult only airlines when
Writing 7,000 words in one day has me 🥴
May 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Writing 7,000 words in one day has me 🥴
See you next month, Boston! Anyone else heading to the PLATO Conference? 🥳😎
May 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
See you next month, Boston! Anyone else heading to the PLATO Conference? 🥳😎
Just found out bones make blood. Have a lot to think about.
May 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just found out bones make blood. Have a lot to think about.
Don’t worry…I’m still out here running 🏃🏻♀️ 💜 I’m raising money for Project Purple in honor of my grandma and her journey with pancreatic cancer. My training for the 2025 Chicago Marathon has officially started. 🏃🏻♀️ 💜
April 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Don’t worry…I’m still out here running 🏃🏻♀️ 💜 I’m raising money for Project Purple in honor of my grandma and her journey with pancreatic cancer. My training for the 2025 Chicago Marathon has officially started. 🏃🏻♀️ 💜
I sure picked a fun profession for someone who cannot stand entitled, rich-people-privileged-bull**** huh…. 🙄
April 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I sure picked a fun profession for someone who cannot stand entitled, rich-people-privileged-bull**** huh…. 🙄
When I have professor money my younger siblings aren’t getting SHIT for Christmas because what the hell are these suggestions? 😂💀
April 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
When I have professor money my younger siblings aren’t getting SHIT for Christmas because what the hell are these suggestions? 😂💀
“Once the semester ends I might just do a backflip” - @valenciawhite.bsky.social
April 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“Once the semester ends I might just do a backflip” - @valenciawhite.bsky.social
You ever try to stretch your travel funding in new creative ways and genuinely start looking into attending a time share presentation for cheaper accommodations? Yeah…me neither…totally wouldn’t do that…
April 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
You ever try to stretch your travel funding in new creative ways and genuinely start looking into attending a time share presentation for cheaper accommodations? Yeah…me neither…totally wouldn’t do that…
Imagine not being able to read a room as bad as Katy Perry and the rich ****s on that space flight. I’m so glad your 11 minute space trek made you feel “connected to love” … im sure the people without food, housing, and healthcare are so thrilled for your love connection!!!! Girlbosses in space 🤩🤩🤩
April 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Imagine not being able to read a room as bad as Katy Perry and the rich ****s on that space flight. I’m so glad your 11 minute space trek made you feel “connected to love” … im sure the people without food, housing, and healthcare are so thrilled for your love connection!!!! Girlbosses in space 🤩🤩🤩
First antique show of the seasonnnn — Scored a 1977 oracle/tarot deck that’s rare-ish and goes for $300-$500 online for $60 🤩
April 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
First antique show of the seasonnnn — Scored a 1977 oracle/tarot deck that’s rare-ish and goes for $300-$500 online for $60 🤩
Yesterday my roommates boyfriend (not a philosopher) asked me if Blade Runner was inspired by Descartes and I felt my brain do a hard reset
April 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Yesterday my roommates boyfriend (not a philosopher) asked me if Blade Runner was inspired by Descartes and I felt my brain do a hard reset
There is not enough soothing calming tea in the world to get me through the rest of this semester with my sanity in tact 💀 it’s crash out season 😀
April 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
There is not enough soothing calming tea in the world to get me through the rest of this semester with my sanity in tact 💀 it’s crash out season 😀
Taking some HUGE risks right now (I’m switching running shoe brands)
April 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Taking some HUGE risks right now (I’m switching running shoe brands)
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Had a blast judging for the national bioethics bowl championship yesterday that was hosted at Westminster in SLC @ meeting @brilarson.bsky.social in person ✨ #bioethics #ethicsbowl #ethics #philsophy
April 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Had a blast judging for the national bioethics bowl championship yesterday that was hosted at Westminster in SLC @ meeting @brilarson.bsky.social in person ✨ #bioethics #ethicsbowl #ethics #philsophy
Today my students found out I’m 29 and one said “HOLY SHIT NO WAY…BRUH” and then laughed 💀💀
April 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Today my students found out I’m 29 and one said “HOLY SHIT NO WAY…BRUH” and then laughed 💀💀
Traveled with my 1000 & 3000 level Ethics Bowl students to Salt Lake City this weekend! They competed in the Collegiate Bioethics Bowl at Westminster University. We didn’t advanced to finals, but I’ve had a ton of fun teaching them this semester & learning from and with them! Now, time to explore. 😎
April 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Traveled with my 1000 & 3000 level Ethics Bowl students to Salt Lake City this weekend! They competed in the Collegiate Bioethics Bowl at Westminster University. We didn’t advanced to finals, but I’ve had a ton of fun teaching them this semester & learning from and with them! Now, time to explore. 😎
The philosophy of math was created as a personal attack on my well being and sanity, and is thus an official, hostile enemy of Briopolis. Please stop the violence. Choose peace.
April 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The philosophy of math was created as a personal attack on my well being and sanity, and is thus an official, hostile enemy of Briopolis. Please stop the violence. Choose peace.
What if the spring semester ended right now instead of in May ahah that would be soooo wild (please I’m begging)
March 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
What if the spring semester ended right now instead of in May ahah that would be soooo wild (please I’m begging)