BrieStealer
@briestealer.bsky.social
🇧🇷 I'm kind of a small deal.
Oh I'm so fucking thankful
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Oh I'm so fucking thankful
The transformation has begun
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The transformation has begun
I don't know why he drew this robot extra zesty but I appreciate it immensely
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I don't know why he drew this robot extra zesty but I appreciate it immensely
You hit every mark
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November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You hit every mark
It's your body trying to communicate it should be the one receiving food instead of providing.
And also you're 50lbs heavier so there's that
And also you're 50lbs heavier so there's that
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It's your body trying to communicate it should be the one receiving food instead of providing.
And also you're 50lbs heavier so there's that
And also you're 50lbs heavier so there's that
That's a great answer, you competent greedy pig
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That's a great answer, you competent greedy pig
Or, alternatively, find a rich feeder who will take care of everything and tell you how competent you are at being a greedy pig
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Or, alternatively, find a rich feeder who will take care of everything and tell you how competent you are at being a greedy pig
You can (and should) burn it afterwards
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You can (and should) burn it afterwards
I think you should do it for the meme
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I think you should do it for the meme
The way I went
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as I scrolled the page down
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as I scrolled the page down
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The way I went
😐
😳
(👁️🫦👁️)
as I scrolled the page down
😐
😳
(👁️🫦👁️)
as I scrolled the page down
You'd look like one of those russian circus bears
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You'd look like one of those russian circus bears
If I ever refuse seeing your belly wings, bury me because I'm dead.
Then lay some pictures of them on my grave.
Then lay some pictures of them on my grave.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If I ever refuse seeing your belly wings, bury me because I'm dead.
Then lay some pictures of them on my grave.
Then lay some pictures of them on my grave.
Btw, this is just fucking insane
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Btw, this is just fucking insane
I think you should use this as your Christmas card
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I think you should use this as your Christmas card
WHO WAS THE BRAZILIAN WHO SHOWED YOU THIS
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
WHO WAS THE BRAZILIAN WHO SHOWED YOU THIS
Giving up on getting dressed because you’re too big for anything is definitely hot, but let me introduce you to the concept of wearing your old clothes sewn together into one oversized piece like a tapestry of shirts and pants defeated by your ever-expanding girth
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Giving up on getting dressed because you’re too big for anything is definitely hot, but let me introduce you to the concept of wearing your old clothes sewn together into one oversized piece like a tapestry of shirts and pants defeated by your ever-expanding girth
Benji: steps
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November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Benji: steps
"Gee, I don't know what animal I should choose, maybe a flamingo?"
He says while STANDING LIKE A GOD DAMN FLAMINGO
He says while STANDING LIKE A GOD DAMN FLAMINGO
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Gee, I don't know what animal I should choose, maybe a flamingo?"
He says while STANDING LIKE A GOD DAMN FLAMINGO
He says while STANDING LIKE A GOD DAMN FLAMINGO