There is a person in my building in Brooklyn that used to go to Broadway shows a lot and hasn’t been to the city since the pandemic because her cousin the cop told her it wasn’t safe. It’s the local media (and cop cousins) feeding this fear, and not just to LI.

I thought Nassau was going to annex half of Queens to keep the devil’s weed away.

We are gonna miss Patel when he makes Stephen Miller the next FBI Director.

Now we know why she is still single

Shanahan is a stubborn mule. And he has a job for life it seems.

Hopefully Delilah wondering why my phone is so close to her cheers you up a bit

Keane looked pleased that Gueye saw red. What a fiasco, especially for Man United 🤣

Pineapple on pizza is actually good

Good, cancel the Middle Village station. I’ll get from Brooklyn to Woodside and Citi Field even faster then.