Bridie Powers
@bridiepowers.bsky.social
Someone help. I seem to be stuck in a thirst trap.
December 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Someone help. I seem to be stuck in a thirst trap.
I keep calling it Plurbiurse.
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I keep calling it Plurbiurse.
He came. He came all over the living room. What a mess.
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
He came. He came all over the living room. What a mess.
Refusing to work in any other conditions.
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Refusing to work in any other conditions.
PSA to 20 something men on dating apps:
Look. I get it. Like a cheese or a wine, aged is better. But I can’t be your cheese.
Become your own fine wine. Climb higher on your shelf. Sit amongst wines that have aged alongside with you.
Also, my cheese has already pasteurized enough.
Look. I get it. Like a cheese or a wine, aged is better. But I can’t be your cheese.
Become your own fine wine. Climb higher on your shelf. Sit amongst wines that have aged alongside with you.
Also, my cheese has already pasteurized enough.
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
PSA to 20 something men on dating apps:
Look. I get it. Like a cheese or a wine, aged is better. But I can’t be your cheese.
Become your own fine wine. Climb higher on your shelf. Sit amongst wines that have aged alongside with you.
Also, my cheese has already pasteurized enough.
Look. I get it. Like a cheese or a wine, aged is better. But I can’t be your cheese.
Become your own fine wine. Climb higher on your shelf. Sit amongst wines that have aged alongside with you.
Also, my cheese has already pasteurized enough.
Recommendations for keeping a cat off a Christmas tree that don’t involve euthanasia…
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Recommendations for keeping a cat off a Christmas tree that don’t involve euthanasia…
Sure they’ve got the teeth growing patch now, but we still can’t make a tooth disintegrate instead of ripping it out of the mouth so what are we even doing?
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sure they’ve got the teeth growing patch now, but we still can’t make a tooth disintegrate instead of ripping it out of the mouth so what are we even doing?
I resigned from my job today. I was tired of blowing it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I resigned from my job today. I was tired of blowing it.
There’s not enough chocolate in my apartment.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
There’s not enough chocolate in my apartment.
There’s never been a more efficient president when it comes to getting democratic-destruction complete.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There’s never been a more efficient president when it comes to getting democratic-destruction complete.
Hear me out:
EDUCATORS SHOULD RUN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
EDUCATORS SHOULD RUN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hear me out:
EDUCATORS SHOULD RUN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
EDUCATORS SHOULD RUN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
Reposted by Bridie Powers
#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
I think we can all get behind castration for pedophiles at this point
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I think we can all get behind castration for pedophiles at this point
Did men ruin their assholes taking huge shits on society?
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Did men ruin their assholes taking huge shits on society?
Yes I’m related to Powers Whiskey.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Yes I’m related to Powers Whiskey.
My wayward son has stopped carrying on what do I do?
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
My wayward son has stopped carrying on what do I do?
Hooked up with someone at a Halloween party. I just got news from the doctor that my recent STD panel was positive. That’s what I get for taking part in Chlamydia De Los Meurtes. #lunchpun
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hooked up with someone at a Halloween party. I just got news from the doctor that my recent STD panel was positive. That’s what I get for taking part in Chlamydia De Los Meurtes. #lunchpun
All yall just following me for a piece of my body of work.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
All yall just following me for a piece of my body of work.