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Danny Smith
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Professional programmer, amateur musician and game player, hobbyist geek. He/him. Views are my own or more likely Simpsons quotes. Also @stormfoo on BlueSky and […]

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it's truly amazing what LLMs can achieve. we now know it's possible to produce an html5 parsing library with nothing but the full source code of an existing html5 parsing library, all the source code of all other open source libraries ever, a meticulously maintained and extremely comprehensive […]
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December 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Reposted by Danny Smith
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Reposted by Danny Smith
I think we can break people who do bad things into two categories: those who could be fixed by three ghosts visiting them in the night with a lesson to impart and those who can't

"can't even be fixed by three ghosts" is the strongest assessment of moral failure yet identified
January 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Reposted by Danny Smith
Inside of you are two wolves. Consider refactoring to implement a Singleton
December 25, 2024 at 9:02 AM