Bridgett Nelson
@bridgettnelson.bsky.social
Two-time Splatterpunk Award-winning horror author. Freelance editor. Lover of amaretto sours, tarantulas, tattoos, and Jeff Strand. Mom of two incredible humans, a ball python, and four pooches...boss of none. She/her.
www.bridgettnelson.com
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This sale includes the preorder for the gorgeous hardcover edition of KARMA...it's over 500 pages!
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November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This sale includes the preorder for the gorgeous hardcover edition of KARMA...it's over 500 pages!
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Hey, you might have noticed KARMA is now available for preorder, as of today, but did you also know you could vote for the Splatterpunk Awards? 🥹
I'd be so darn happy if you voted for me. Let's make some history!
I'd be so darn happy if you voted for me. Let's make some history!
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hey, you might have noticed KARMA is now available for preorder, as of today, but did you also know you could vote for the Splatterpunk Awards? 🥹
I'd be so darn happy if you voted for me. Let's make some history!
I'd be so darn happy if you voted for me. Let's make some history!
After a long, twisty journey, obsessively making sure the story was just right, KARMA is now available for preorder!
Guys...I put my heart and soul into this one. These characters, and this world, mean something to me. I hope you'll all join Kali on her journey of discovery and determination.
Guys...I put my heart and soul into this one. These characters, and this world, mean something to me. I hope you'll all join Kali on her journey of discovery and determination.
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
After a long, twisty journey, obsessively making sure the story was just right, KARMA is now available for preorder!
Guys...I put my heart and soul into this one. These characters, and this world, mean something to me. I hope you'll all join Kali on her journey of discovery and determination.
Guys...I put my heart and soul into this one. These characters, and this world, mean something to me. I hope you'll all join Kali on her journey of discovery and determination.
"Hey, hoomans! Am snek. Need rat."
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"Hey, hoomans! Am snek. Need rat."
The color of my toenails is appropriate...
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The color of my toenails is appropriate...
Anyone seen Indie? Can't seem to find that little rascal. 🐍
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Anyone seen Indie? Can't seem to find that little rascal. 🐍
KARMA has been edited by Christine (twice), Jamie, Kyle, Jeff, and me (probably five or six times now). Getting ready to do my final polish!
I can't wait for you all to read this book. 🙂 Coming soon!
I can't wait for you all to read this book. 🙂 Coming soon!
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
KARMA has been edited by Christine (twice), Jamie, Kyle, Jeff, and me (probably five or six times now). Getting ready to do my final polish!
I can't wait for you all to read this book. 🙂 Coming soon!
I can't wait for you all to read this book. 🙂 Coming soon!
Snow flurries in Duluth this evening, so Nova is enjoying the fireplace…
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Snow flurries in Duluth this evening, so Nova is enjoying the fireplace…
Me: Goodnight. I love you.
Jeff: I love you, too.
Me: Do you think I'm grand?
Jeff: Super grand. You'll be a Grand Strand.
Me: Did you just say 'Grand Strand?'
Jeff: I sure did.
One of these days, guys....Bridgett Grand Strand.
#LifeWithJeff
Jeff: I love you, too.
Me: Do you think I'm grand?
Jeff: Super grand. You'll be a Grand Strand.
Me: Did you just say 'Grand Strand?'
Jeff: I sure did.
One of these days, guys....Bridgett Grand Strand.
#LifeWithJeff
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Me: Goodnight. I love you.
Jeff: I love you, too.
Me: Do you think I'm grand?
Jeff: Super grand. You'll be a Grand Strand.
Me: Did you just say 'Grand Strand?'
Jeff: I sure did.
One of these days, guys....Bridgett Grand Strand.
#LifeWithJeff
Jeff: I love you, too.
Me: Do you think I'm grand?
Jeff: Super grand. You'll be a Grand Strand.
Me: Did you just say 'Grand Strand?'
Jeff: I sure did.
One of these days, guys....Bridgett Grand Strand.
#LifeWithJeff
As a former nurse, my job now is to make folks feel the opposite of well...
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
As a former nurse, my job now is to make folks feel the opposite of well...
I love Duluth a little extra in the fall...
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I love Duluth a little extra in the fall...
She passed the entrance test, applied the same day, and now….
Here’s to the future RN! 🩵
Here’s to the future RN! 🩵
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
She passed the entrance test, applied the same day, and now….
Here’s to the future RN! 🩵
Here’s to the future RN! 🩵
Embracing the Profane eBook - only $0.99 through Halloween! Includes fifteen depraved stories and amusing story notes about each at the end. This book is chonky!
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October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Embracing the Profane eBook - only $0.99 through Halloween! Includes fifteen depraved stories and amusing story notes about each at the end. This book is chonky!
www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
As a special Halloween treat, the EMBRACING THE PROFANE ebook is on sale for just 99 cents from now until November 1st!
Let's get this spooky season rolling! 🙂
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Let's get this spooky season rolling! 🙂
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October 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
As a special Halloween treat, the EMBRACING THE PROFANE ebook is on sale for just 99 cents from now until November 1st!
Let's get this spooky season rolling! 🙂
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Let's get this spooky season rolling! 🙂
www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
Bridgett humor. 🎶🎵🎶
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Bridgett humor. 🎶🎵🎶
I've rubbed a hair mask into my hair, and it's all sticky and gooey, piled under a plastic cap. I have the salmon sperm eye patches under my eyes. And I've upped my game to include a caffeinated salmon sperm mask on my face.
Jeff is a lucky man.
Jeff is a lucky man.
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I've rubbed a hair mask into my hair, and it's all sticky and gooey, piled under a plastic cap. I have the salmon sperm eye patches under my eyes. And I've upped my game to include a caffeinated salmon sperm mask on my face.
Jeff is a lucky man.
Jeff is a lucky man.
Jeff just did something amazing for me! I won't spoil the surprise, because I'm sure he'll want to share, but I'm on cloud 9 right now! 💚🥰
October 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Jeff just did something amazing for me! I won't spoil the surprise, because I'm sure he'll want to share, but I'm on cloud 9 right now! 💚🥰
Bridgett: Geez, babe, what did you hit?
Jeff, looking at the purple splatter: A fairy?
#LifeWithJeff
Jeff, looking at the purple splatter: A fairy?
#LifeWithJeff
October 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Bridgett: Geez, babe, what did you hit?
Jeff, looking at the purple splatter: A fairy?
#LifeWithJeff
Jeff, looking at the purple splatter: A fairy?
#LifeWithJeff
Saw Bone(r) Lake last night! I loved it.
October 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Saw Bone(r) Lake last night! I loved it.
Doug returned the Seahawks beanie I'd accidentally left at his house when I moved out. I was happy to have it.
Then I saw this...
Sal's hair.
And I cried like a baby. 💔
Then I saw this...
Sal's hair.
And I cried like a baby. 💔
October 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Doug returned the Seahawks beanie I'd accidentally left at his house when I moved out. I was happy to have it.
Then I saw this...
Sal's hair.
And I cried like a baby. 💔
Then I saw this...
Sal's hair.
And I cried like a baby. 💔
Last night…
Bridgett: Should I get this shirt for you? (Shows him a “Proud parent of a gay cat” tee.)
Jeff: We both know Chaos is more of an incel.
Chaos:
Bridgett: Should I get this shirt for you? (Shows him a “Proud parent of a gay cat” tee.)
Jeff: We both know Chaos is more of an incel.
Chaos:
October 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Last night…
Bridgett: Should I get this shirt for you? (Shows him a “Proud parent of a gay cat” tee.)
Jeff: We both know Chaos is more of an incel.
Chaos:
Bridgett: Should I get this shirt for you? (Shows him a “Proud parent of a gay cat” tee.)
Jeff: We both know Chaos is more of an incel.
Chaos:
West Virginia's country roads will probably go all Wrong Turn on his butt.
But hey...I'm home! 💙💛⛰️💛💙
But hey...I'm home! 💙💛⛰️💛💙
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
West Virginia's country roads will probably go all Wrong Turn on his butt.
But hey...I'm home! 💙💛⛰️💛💙
But hey...I'm home! 💙💛⛰️💛💙
I slept poorly last night. When I did sleep, I dreamed about this little nugget...my Bodhi. Unforunately, they weren't good dreams. We were in the woods, cold and hungry, and I was trying to find him food and warmth and was cuddling him...and it was just sad.
I miss him so much and want him back. 💔
I miss him so much and want him back. 💔
October 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I slept poorly last night. When I did sleep, I dreamed about this little nugget...my Bodhi. Unforunately, they weren't good dreams. We were in the woods, cold and hungry, and I was trying to find him food and warmth and was cuddling him...and it was just sad.
I miss him so much and want him back. 💔
I miss him so much and want him back. 💔
I just had to add micropenis to my Word dictionary. It wanted to make it two words. 🙄
October 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I just had to add micropenis to my Word dictionary. It wanted to make it two words. 🙄